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Apple Store Fans Camp Out for 24 Hours
Xeo writes "A bunch of dedicated Mac geeks have camped out 24 hours early at the 3rd street Apple store in Santa Monica, CA. One of them is keeping a running web site of his experience. Refresh often to check out his continuing adventures." I waited for a couple of hours to get into the Cambridge, MA Apple Store when it opened. That's one night I'll never get back.
one time this guy hit me and i told him to stop and he hit me again and i told him to stop and he hit me again so i pissed on him and told him to piss off then he hit me in the nads and that really got me mad so i started grunting and he stopped because he was afraid of grunting and i knew that so i kept grunting until i almost passed out but he left so i stopped grunting because when i pass out stuff happens to me that isn't good like one time i passed out and when i woke up my ass hurt really bad for a while and my mouth smelled funny like the time this other guy was yealing and his breath smelled the same way so i think the same thing happened to him too which is strange because it just is ok and i hate the nurse who always tells me to shut up at night even though she knows no one cares because i can never sleep until im on solitary for some reason i think it's because i like the pads and i like to run back and forth until i build up enough speed to really slam the door and they come in and put the cozy on me which is cool because i pass out because they put on really tight and i wake up and nothing hurts which is really cool because even at home i find something wrong with me when i wake up like the time i peeked in on my sister in the shower and my dad came in and now i remember what happened because of that one pill. my head hurts.
Can you say Homosexual? These guys definitely are.
Apparently you can't say gay anymore.
They could be spending their time at Roscoe's House of Chicken & Waffles, with a cheap hooker off the strip and then they could go walk around Rodeo Drive an oggle the rich bitches that shop there. I'd take that over sitting outside an apple store anyday. Mmmmm.... Roscoe's.