Zen And The Art of Nomad Hacking
securitas writes "ExtremeTech just published a step-by-step how-to guide on hacking the Nomad Zen and Nomad Jukebox to upgrade the hard drive in each type of MP3 player. So if a 60 GB hard disk isn't big enough for you (20 GB on the older models) here's how to mod your Nomad."
Fucking Pikeys!
This type of hacking is ILLEGAL. If you want a larger storage space YOU MUST PURCHASE SAID UNIT. We are going to see that this website is taken down immediately. We will log IP addresses of anyone who visits this site and we WILL find you and prosecute you to the maximum extent permissible under the LAW.
Of course! Of course funnyman! So early in the morning for me to be pelted by your pie-in-the-sky hard drive hookups! I was casually cruising through a simple article on modding a Nomad MP3 player, wondering how that would be. And then you come along and throw down some insane technical jargon, eliciting an array of laughter. '...ten disk RAID array'? You sir are some sort of mad comical genius. What do you do all day but tinker in your hard drive lab and wax hysterical? Suckers indeed. We have all been hooked up to your nefarious laugh array and are running at ATA-hilarious! 'Wink, wink!', you say? Had you not included that, others may have tried to hook up a ten disk array to their music boxes as well! I think not! Spin me up and format my funnybone! Mods, mod this striped sidesplitter +5 RAIDilarious!