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CmdrTaco
on from the and-they-all-run-the-beast dept.
X86BSD writes "Interesting survey at Netcraft showing the most reliable hosting providers for June. Interesting that not just the top 5 are FreeBSD but that the top 10 come from all variants in the industry."
"[name of host I use/used to use] should not have been in the top [number 50 or less]! I used them for [length of time] and I had [random number] problems over a [1-12] month time span! They are TOTALY incompetent and I wouldn't wish them upon my neighbor's dog's fire hydrant!"
You are either a liar or ignorant.
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 0, Funny
I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a BSD box (a PIII 800 w/512 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder.
First off, there are not 'folders' on a BSD box, there are DIRECTORIES. Secondly, A 17 meg file talking 20 minutes to copy? - tell ya what....to prove you are not a liar or totally incompentant, why don't you tell us where this system is, just to see this problem. Because if you are right, you have found a bug....again, assuming you are not a liar or incompentant.
I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various BSD machines,
Really? A laundry list? Would you not be willing to show this list because of your incompentancy, or because you are a liar?
if a hosting company is using Win98 as a production hosting server they should be prevented from breeding.
Do not worry. If using Win98 as a production hosting server, they would be too busy problem solving to have time to breed!
Re:My trials with *BSD
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Anonymous Coward
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Somebody give this AC a cookie for a successful troll.
Congrats. Here is some humor as your reward...
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby?
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard no
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables? bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? Katie_007: Yeah, something like that. bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out: bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katie_007: is that it? bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual
Re:Hmmm... Localhost... which one?
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frostman
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Hilarious!
I clicked on the localhost link just for the heck of it, since I had forgotten which project was running on my laptop's Apache server...
Slashdot Mirror
I don't know, I think http://localhost/ is the fastest, most reliable of them all instead. Shit content though...
Hate me!
...SCO?
Karma: Positive (probably because of superiour intellect)
Looks like netcraft needs to switch
This is a pretty interesting link. Apache is great and all, but the dark side works with FrontPage.
"BSD: Free as in speech. Linux: Free as in beer. Windows 10: Free as in herpes." --Man On Pink Corner in #52607549.
And I am supposed to take *they* word on what is the most reliable technology?
With footpring changing tactics I'll bet well soon see increase of Dreamcast based providers.
Newsflash in not so far future: "IIS down 5% Dreamcast up 15%"
http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.sco.c om
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Bite Me Fanboy!!
Let me save everyone some time...
"[name of host I use/used to use] should not have been in the top [number 50 or less]! I used them for [length of time] and I had [random number] problems over a [1-12] month time span! They are TOTALY incompetent and I wouldn't wish them upon my neighbor's dog's fire hydrant!"
I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a BSD box (a PIII 800 w/512 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder.
First off, there are not 'folders' on a BSD box, there are DIRECTORIES.
Secondly, A 17 meg file talking 20 minutes to copy? - tell ya what....to prove you are not a liar or totally incompentant, why don't you tell us where this system is, just to see this problem. Because if you are right, you have found a bug....again, assuming you are not a liar or incompentant.
I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various BSD machines,
Really? A laundry list? Would you not be willing to show this list because of your incompentancy, or because you are a liar?
You misspelled superior.
obviously they don't use one of their most reliable hosting companies...
Everybody denies I am a genius--but nobody ever called me one!
Do not worry. If using Win98 as a production hosting server, they would be too busy problem solving to have time to breed!
Somebody give this AC a cookie for a successful troll.
Congrats. Here is some humor as your reward...
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard no
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual
Hilarious!
...which is, in fact, a hosting provider!
I clicked on the localhost link just for the heck of it, since I had forgotten which project was running on my laptop's Apache server...
And MozillaFirebird helpfully took me to:
http://www.localhost.net.au/
Ghosts in the machine, I swear.
This Like That - fun with words!
That's not true.
I had an argument...with the person here at the university that teaches OS design. I wonder when I'll learn --Linus
As usual, slashdotters aren't reading the article.
The article says that BSD-based services are very reliable, and tend to not die. And it is a Netcraft article, so...
Netcraft confirms: *BSD is not dying.