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American Solar Challenge 2003 Starts
Ryan Kingsbury writes "The world's longest solar car race kicked off to a sunny start today in Chicago! The American Solar Challenge, which is only held every two years, runs 11 gruelling days along historic Route 66. Race updates can be found at the official site. One big surprise was that last year's winner (University of Michigan) didn't make it through prerace qualifications. This will certainly give some lower budget teams a chance at gold. Details of qualifications can be found here."
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Mods, please don't mod me down until I get an answer, I can't seem to recover my Windows XP documents and settings after a hard disk crash. Could someone tell me what this means???
[root@localhost xp]# ls "Documents and Settings"
hda: read_intr: status=0x59 { DriveReady SeekComplete DataRequest Error }
hda: read_intr: error=0x40 { UncorrectableError }, LBAsect=56891551,
sector=56891488
end_request: I/O error, dev 03:01 (hda), sector 56891488
NTFS: Read/write error.
NTFS: ntfs_getdir_unsorted(): Read failed. Returning error code -5.
What does a Michigan engineer have in common with an Illinois engineer?
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They both got accepted to Michigan.
How many Big 10 students does it take to change a lightbulb? Well
At Ohio State it takes only two. One to change it, and one to throw the old bulb at Michigan students.
At Michigan it takes five. One to change the bulb, two to talk about how Bo would have done it, and two more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy Leaguer.
At Northwestern it takes three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Illinois to get instructions.
At Michigan State it takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three to figure out how to get high off the old one.
At Wisconsin it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At Illinois it takest two, but as it's a lab course, they only get 1/3 normal credit.
At Indiana it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season.
At Minnesota it takes ten. Two to figure out how to screw it in, and eight to find an ugly enough lampshade to match their school colors.
At Penn Sate it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Penn, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.
At Purdue, it takes 12. One to change the bulb, five to take pictures, four fraternity pledges to get naked and run through the fountain screaming "They changed the Bulb!", and two engineers to run a study on the whole thing.
At Iowa it takes none. There's no electricity in Iowa.
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