Slashdot Mirror
In Pursuit Of A Spammer
Kyle writes "Over at DSL Reports, We are currently pursuing a spammer from the West Palm Beach, Florida area. This wouldn't normally be news, but we think Slashdot readers may be interested in just how successful we have been. What's more interesting is that the spammer appears to be posting in the thread."
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 2 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of GNAA
________________________________________________
| ______________________________________._a,____ |
| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ |
| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ |
| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ |
| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ |
| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ |
| _________#1__________?________________________ |
| _________j1___________________________________ |
| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ |
| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ |
| ______-"!^____________________________________ |
` _______________________________________________'
It was the summer of 1991, and I was back at home in suburban
Maryland with my parents, winding down after having survived the
rigors of my freshman year of college. Eighteen years old, no
responsibilities, and more freedom than I knew what to do with.
Oughta be the time of my life, right?
Okay, for the most part it was, although of course I didn't
realize it then. Why not, you ask? Ever lived in suburban
Maryland? That's a rhetorical question -- if you have to ask,
you've never lived there. Oh, it's a nice area, really just a
string of suburbs starting near the Pennsylvania border to the
north and flowing southward through Baltimore, down Washington,
D.C., and the Virginia border. Lots of nice middle class
neighborhoods, ample shopping and restaurants, major sports teams
in Baltimore and D.C., and even the beach just a few hours away
in Ocean City, MD. That's not the problem.
The problem is, if you're over the age of 16 and under the age
of 21, there isn't jack to do, or at least there wasn't back in
the early 90's. Once you've done the day trips to the Inner
Harbor in Baltimore, the Smithsonian down in D.C., and maybe a
jaunt or two down to the bay in Annapolis, you're pretty much
stuck with either hanging out at the mall, going to the movies,
or waiting around for someone's parents to leave town so there'd
be a house party. All ages clubs? Hell no, and even when one of
the bars did condescend to allow the under 21 demographic through
the doors for a concert or something, you went there knowing that
it would end up with one or more huge brawls and a heavy police
presence. Besides, day trips and all ages concerts required
money, and you can only make so much with a part time job for
minimum wage.
So when it all came down to it, all there really was to do was
hang out and get drunk, and we did that, a lot. Whether it was
at someone's house when their parents were out of town, hanging
out with one of my few friends who had their own apartment, or
just standing around in a parking lot or an open field and
kicking back brews, that's what we did; every weekend during the
school year and damn near every night in the summer. Get drunk
and get laid -- that was the credo.
On this particular night, a friend that we'll call Dave L. was
having a party. That's not to be confused with this Dave, the
one who is writing this story; different Dave all together.
While yours truly shacked up in a small townhouse with my folks,
Dave L's parents had a moderately sized house in one of the nicer
neighborhoods, complete with swimming pool in the back yard.
They were a Neilsen family, honest -- that's the kind of folks
we're talking about.
Now, I was a bit of a dick back in those days. It wasn't that
I really disliked other people in general or girls in particular;
quite the contrary. But as my high school career ground to an
end, I finally figured out that nice guys didn't get any pussy in
the teenage years, and I used that knowledge to my advantage, and
often. If you wanted to get into the pants of some rich little
high school bitch, the best way to do it was to treat her like
shit. So that was me.
Dave L. was just a dick, period. Oh, not to me or the other
guys. He was a true blue friend where other guys were concerned.
But the boy absolutely hated women; why, I never did find out.
Sure, I'd walk up to a girl and tell her that the shirt she was
wearing really flattered her tits (verbatum); Dave L. would walk
up to her and tell her to get her fat ass off his couch. If she
took that as a come-on, he'd tell her flat out that he meant it.
He might fuck her later on if he felt like it, but he'd berate
her to her face the next day. You know how if you call a chick a
slut in a certain way it'll get her going? Dave L. didn't even
try for that "special way"; he'd flat out call her a slut and
please learn how to be funny
*pats pockets for change*
Hmm.. I think I can put up a few bucks for that, any other takers?
The more the merrier, I hear (speaking of hearing....)
"GNU's not Unix....it's Linux" / Kami "kokamomi" Petersen
You feel like someone who just posted a joke that's less funny than a wet firecracker on slashdot ?
the goatse is out of the bag!
This rocks... if i ever get mod points you'll get a +5 informative from me
Your .sig makes you sound like an asshole. Are you an asshole?
I just happened to see this post shortly after reading this, about a group of cowardly cocksuckers trolling around shooting people with pellet guns (similar to their equally mentally handicapped paintgun shooting cousins), eventually hitting and probably blinding a 5-year old boy. Because some social fucking rejects have no sense of morality, social conscious, or at the very least fear of the law, a 5-year old boy will likely go through life blind in one eye, presuming that the pellet isn't currently lodged in his brain. That infuriates me so much that you're seeing the post that you're seeing right now. I know nothing more than the blurb on that story, but seriously I can envision a group of frat-like social retards, probably 16-17, having fun at the expense of others.
I say it with absolutely conviction, and not an ounce of hyperbole, when I pronounce that these mother fuckers should have an eye gouged out in a classic case of eye-for-an-eye. I seriously am saddened that we don't have rought vigilante justice, because these fuckers need a slug between the eyes.
That is all. Rage temporarily abated. BTW: If any of you reading are mental midgets and get your jollies by juvenile acts of violence, I sincerely hope you commit fratricide with your genetically damaged cohorts before any innocents suffer by your existence.
but diablo2 account doesn't count, you nerd
fp