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How to Become a PHB?

Vagary asks: "There have been quite a few discussions about becoming a system or network administrator or developer, but in light of recent outsourcing trends it seems prudent to aim for something a little less expendable. What is the ideal education (eg: Master's in CS, MBA in Tech Management?) and entry-level career path (in light of today's job market) to become upper-level IT management such as a CIO or CTO?"

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  1. Dude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Just give up.

    Your IT job is going to be outsourced to India or be filled by a H1-B, there's no chance of you making it into senior management.

    I hear McDonald's provides quality jobs, though.

  2. Easy. by stanwirth · · Score: 1, Funny

    What is the ideal education and entry-level career path to become upper-level IT management such as a CIO or CTO?"

    1. Insert Head into Hindquarters
    2. Rotate Head Slowly until Brain slides into Anal Orifice
    3. ...
    4. Profit!!!
  3. Hire a hair stylist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, not really. Altough some geeks need one.

  4. I Googled for it... by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 2, Funny
    Brush your teeth often, read your RFC's, and combine dried potassium phenoxide with 20 atmosphere (atm) dry carbon dioxide at 250c, at least according to Google .

    Or, you could just get a mohawk and go here, but they don't want to hire you either.

    Of course, if what you're asking is what are steps one through three of:

    1. ?????
    2. ?????
    3. ?????
    4. Profit!

    Unless you get really lucky, you're probably stuck with 1.) learn as much as you can, 2.) think about it, and 3.) work hard at it - regardless of what the 'hottest job' is at the time.

    Find something you can do well and enjoy - it makes it easier.

  5. I suggest a new career field... by flockofseagulls · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look into teeth whitening and antifungal treatments. You can start right here on slashdot.

    You can also get a law degree right here, just read all the posts about licenses and copyrights.

  6. I've always assumed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    getting a pre-frontal lobotomy was the required first step in becoming a PHB.

  7. Re:How Does One Mount a Wild Elephant? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > How Does One Mount a Wild Elephant?

    Easy!

    # mount -F wild -o rdonly /dev/elephant /archives