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New Kazaa Lite Protects Identity
Denver_80203 writes "Found this story about the new Kazaa K++ 2.4.0 and it's new sister program which claim to protect your identity while sharing files. Any of you folk know how legit this could be? We all knew it wouldn't be long... is this the war or just another battle?"
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According to my clock, this was posted one minute into the future. Wait, maybe all those dupes are originals, it's the FIRST one that's a dupe! In advance! It's a preemptive dupe! Someone must be invaded!
Ben Garrison, a mindless idiot who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
robert: what do you look like baby?
tasha_yar: i'm 5'2r blonde / blue eyes / 34 b / blak mini / white silk blouse / no panties
robert: no panties that's hot. wanna cyber?
tasha_yar: sure, what do you look like?
robert: I'm 5'5". grey hair, long white beard.
tasha_yar: Like Santa Claus?
robert: No. Like a wizard. I'm weaving earth and air to create bonds for your ankles and hands.
tasha_yar: what?
robert: Now I'm weaving air to carry you into the interdimensional gateway in my closet.
robert: I follow you into the gateway. Now we're on the 4th planet in the Dvorak system.
tasha_yar: What the f**k is this?
robert: Don't worry, the air is almost like terra here. Now I weave fire and burn off your skirt and blouse.
tasha_yar: this is sick.
robert: not yet baby. I'm just getting started.
tasha_yar: I'm going to leave.
robert: you can't my pretty. the gates are closed. Now hush as I cast a spell.
robert: I'm weaving spirit as I touch your mind. I'm manipulating your pleasure centers and I'm making you very, very wet.
tasha_yar: god, I'm so horny. Oooh. Ooooh.
robert: I tie off the spirit weave and remove my garment. I then weave spirit and water and pump myself up. Now I'm ready.
tasha_yar: oh. this is great. how do you do this?
robert: I weave earth and fire to release your bonds. but you still float in the air.
robert: I bring you closer to me. You're moaning and dripping wet. I weave air to blow in your ear. You almost faint.
tasha_yar: this is fantastic. I hope it never ends.
robert: you know. this sucks. I'm going home.
tasha_yar: what?
robert: Yeah, I've had too much of this lately. I need something else to do with myself. Maybe write a book or something.
tasha_yar: but we were just about to get it going.
robert: well s**t happens you know. BTW what's your real name?
tasha_yar: Moiraine. Why?
robert: Just curious.
Neil Peart is the greatest drummer to every walk this earth. He wields an ablitity like no other drummer. If you have time listen to Neil Peart. If you like Neil Peart please mod this up.
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I'm pretty sure the address is actually, This
Silence Bossy Meat Creatures!
Don't squeeze the Sharman!
It is optional. You can find the option in Options => Kazaa K++ Options => K++ Options => User's [sic!] can't get a list of all your shared files checkbox.
Actually, there shouldn't be a "[sic]" there, as "User's" is grammatically correct. It means that they are the options belonging to the user, not options regarding multiple users.
N/T
What happens when the RIAA sources bandwidth from RoadRunner, Comcast, and DSL providers that each have a monopoly on broadband in their service areas?
Call (206) 338-5780 COLLECT for information about a genuine BA, BS, MA, MS, MBA, or Ph.D.
What's up with this? Watch too much Game Show Network lately? Long for the days of the academic bowl in high school?
It's old. And it doesn't make you look any more intelligent to add pseudo-sound effects. Just post what you know and be done with it.
(Mod me down, I really don't care. I had to say that.)
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