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Torvalds Says Linux IP Is Sound
An anonymous reader submits: "In an interview with CRN, Linus Torvalds says he's confident there won't be any IP problems discovered in Linux. In fact, Torvalds, says he was extra careful with issues like the IBM Read Copy Update code."
Mad crazy shoutouts to the various crews of #norwalk, and the burning PC.
A coworker to me today that /. is a gay community. If thats true, then it needs to be in a FAQ or something. I've been frequenting /. for about a month now and I had no idea.
I feel like a straight guy in a gay bar now.
ROFL...that's some funny shit. I'd give you mod points if I had 'em...
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as the Santorum pours out of his anus...
Mozilla faces a bleak future. In fact there may be no future at all for Mozilla because Mozilla is dying. Things are looking very bad for Mozilla. As many of us are already aware, Mozilla continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Camino is perhaps the most endangered. Let's look at the numbers.
Mozilla leader Asa states that there are 7000 users of Mozilla. How many users of Firebird are there? Let's see. The number of Mozilla versus Firebird entries in Bugzilla is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Firebird users. Camino entries in Bugzilla are about half of the volume of Firebird entries. Therefore there are about 700 users of Camino. A recent article put the Mozilla browser at about 80 percent of the Mozilla market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Camino users. This is consistent with the number of Camino bugs.
Due to the troubles of Netscape, abysmal sales and so on, Netscape went out of business and was taken over by AOL who sell another troubled service.
All marketing surveys show that Mozilla has steadily declined in market share. Mozilla is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Mozilla is to survive at all it will be among web hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. Mozilla continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Mozilla is dead.
I think YOU misinterpreted YOUR parent post! It was ALSO a joke!
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Linus Torvalds is the founder of the linux, either you are extremely ignorant or you tried to be funny and failed miserably.
Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
How did this junk get around the lameness filter? or does lameness only apply to comments posted by Apple uses who are mostly Gay and not necessarily of African descent. Linus is just happy not gay anyway.
How do they dare trying to steal an abbreviation that for years has meant Internet Protocol. They talk about rights, but who is it, that go out and steal abbreviations. And BTW please God make ignorants stop using the term TCP/IP when they really don't know what they are talking about.
Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.