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Build Your Own Gauss Pistol
BdosError writes "A Russion software developer has developed a homemade Gauss pistol. It's not very powerful yet, but as a proof of concept, it's interesting. Nice, non-chemical slugthrower that should appeal to fans of Science Fiction and related games, like Traveller and many others."
...I give it five minutes before you don't see them for another week.
Oh yeah...a .ru site. That won't get slashdotted...
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
So what if someone is a scrawny white slashdot nerd who wants to play out babylon 5 roleplaying with a group of handome black men?
Can that guy join?
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stonecipher: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
stonecipher: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
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stonecipher: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
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BritneySpears14: Hey...
stonecipher: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
stonecipher: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
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BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
stonecipher: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
stonecipher: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
stonecipher: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
stonecipher: Baby?
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j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
stonecipher: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
stonecipher: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
stonecipher: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
stonecipher: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
stonecipher: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
stonecipher: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
stonecipher: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
stonecipher: Goddam am I hard now!
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
snoopdog69me: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
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snoopdog69me: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
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BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
snoopdog69me: Oh ****
snoopdog69me: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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stonecipher: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
stonecipher: What like gardening an ****?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
stonecipher: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
stonecipher: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
stonecipher: You water your tomato patch.
stonecipher: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
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It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
I like the James Madison comment:
The Constitution preserves "the advantage of being armed which Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation...(where) the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms." The Federalist #46.
Look at where we are today:
The US invades Iraq. Every Iraqi is armed, with a AK47/74 or even RPG-7. See the problems the US army has in controlling the country. Therefore, the civilians bearing arms works very well. See also the Swiss.
Now let's look at the US today. Imagine that Iraq invades the US and manages to wipe its regular army. Then what? Bow down to the invader? Hell no, right? So you pick up a gun and get into a guerilla cell. But where can you get that damn gun? The government had convinced everyone that they weren't responsible enough to own guns....