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Honeytokens: The Other Honeypot
martyros writes "I just read a fascinating article
by Lance Spitzner securityfocus.com about a concept he calls
honeytokens. The idea is similar to that of a
honeypot, which he defines as "an information system resource whose value lies in unauthorized or illicit use of that resource". Rather than having a computer that's designed to be broken into, however, you have say, a record in a database or a file has no legitimate use; ergo, if anyone uses it, it must be illegitimate. An example he gives: adding a record to the hospital database for a guy named "John F. Kennedy". It doesn't correspond to a real person, so no one has any business looking at the file. If someone does access it, you know that they're abusing their privileges somehow.
The article has several other clever examples, which I found very thought-provoking."
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So here is the google cache of the article.
"Ugh... UGH!" Chris Pirillo moaned as he squatted
/.
over the ThumbDrive. He eyes darted back and
forth like a stone man and he sighed gay breaths
as he attempted to shove the device filled with the
entire line of eBooks into his anus. His geek house
trembled with fag vibrations coming from his crack
but then- his doorbell rang, whistling the tune
from "Matlock" throughout his hovel.
"Damn" he howled in a gay, sepulchral voice and
slipped on a pair of pastel slacks. He trapped to
the threshold of his cold abode and grabbed the
greasy doorknob that was shaped like Birdman.
With a slavish sigh, he opened the door to see
none other than Adam Sessler himself!
A gay gasp escaped from Chris's dork lips and
Adam began to speak. Quickly, Chris snapped at him.
"Damnit for the last time you vagabond, you're not
supposed to be here!" The revolting nerd slammed
the door in Adam's face, but the Game Master
quickly shoved his iron boot inbetween the door
and the wall, wedging it open. "I have come for you,"
he spoke in a cold tone; electric arcs coursed
between the spikes in his cockneyed bleached hair.
Adam howled as a blast of mystic Boohbahs
emanated from his busy shirt and slammed
Chris down the hall and into a Microsoft Digital
Picture Frame. Chris grunted and swiped nerd
dust and sheetrock from his arms. He rose to
his feet and watched in horror as Adam brandished
a weapon made from 3 Xbox controllers tied
at the ends. "Oh my word! Game peripherals!"
the dork bellowed; the stench of Cheetos and
Diet Dr. Pepper wafted from his geek teeth.
Instantly his palms began to sweat at the very
sight of them, as if the grease from his McGriddle
hadn't slicked them up enough.
Chris tried to run from his game-playin' adversary,
but it was too late. Adam swung the weapon above
his head and threw it at the King of Nerds,
entangling his legs and forcing him to the floor.
Adam pulled a cestus made from PS2 DVDs
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"Oh god, the horror, the HORROR!" Chris moaned
as Adam butchered him relentlessly. A old Brit with
one eye and a cockneyed accent burst into the
room and started kicking Chris in the side.
Chris was just about do die when... he rose from
his bed. It was just a dream! He laughed and
took a sip of more Brawls Guarana, hoping he
wouldn't fall asleep again. "Time to plot..." he
grumbled and shoved yet another pin into his
Leo Laporte voodoo doll.
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Nothing better to do than harrass the employees with this kind of crap. Lets hope they actually have thousands or at least hundreds of employees that they have to "keep honest". Keeping them "honest" usually involves covering up the bosses theft of company inventory, etc. if "paying off" snitchs with extra perks isn't enough. When the Boss steals, it's big-time, way more than any of you make in a year at your salaried job. Lots of tools here to keep these pieces of crap going. Hats off to the whistle blowers among us. Placing baited things around has been bastard bosses main trick for past 100 years or more. I have a boss who "placed" a $10.00 bill in the trash to see who was honest. I pointed it out to a known petty-thief of an employee, and that bill was history. Bought a big can of coffee for all to enjoy, true "Robin Hood" style. Boss placed his very own checkbook in the restroom just today, and guess what, it was found by a visiting customer! You get the idea. Our rights as workers are being pi**ed on by these sorry excuses for management.
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That link is broken Here is the fixed link
is the one that you harvest from your own anus. That's right, come on, you put honey up there, and then you 9oo it out.
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