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Slashback: Benchmarks, Sobig, Blob

Slashback is back, with more this time around on NASA's G5 benchmarks, an in-depth look at the Sobig.E virus, an update on the Internet Book List (growing rapidly), the fate of both the Microsoft-purchased Virtual PC and one very unlucky sperm whale, and more. Read on for the details.

A good excuse to file purchase orders, too. Eug writes "Writing in this Ars thread, Craig Hunter of NASA gives details about his much-quoted dual-G5 Power Mac benchmarks listed here. This should answer some of the questions posed around the net about the methodology and potentially the validity of his benchmarks."

The lines between viruses and spam is thin enough already. Joe Stewart writes "There have been a lot of news stories lately about how Sobig and spam are tied together. I actually revealed this in a paper two months ago. Now with the widespread Sobig.e, it seems to have become a topic again. However, the major antivirus companies have once again left out the whole story - most of them currently rate Sobig.e as 'low damage.' This is because they haven't fully understood how the real payload of Sobig.e is delivered. I've written a followup paper describing the entire mechanism that Sobig.e uses to facilitate spam, identity theft and bank fraud. Sobig has evolved, and it is much harder to stop than before."

Is this the beginning of a long goodbye? inertia@yahoo.com writes "Microsoft has updated their Mactopia Web Site to include a section on Virtual PC. It's taken them since February 2003 to do this. On the site, they mention, 'In August 2003, Virtual PC for Mac will be available through standard Microsoft channels of distribution.' So it looks like they aren't killing it after all."

Simplicity itself is a nice ideal. webword writes "Building Accessible Websites by Joe Clark is now available online. As you might recall, Joe was interviewed on Slashdot back in December. Good stuff if you care about accessibility."

Not yet billions and billions served, but getting there. nzilla writes "The Internet Book List, which announced its creation earlier this year on /. has now reached 10,000+ entries and is still going strong. The Internet Book List (IBList) strives to be the IMDb of books. IBList is maintained exclusively by volunteers around the world."

Girlfriends drive strange endeavors. ceejayoz writes "This interesting article on MSNBC.com details the Degree Confluence Project - a project to gather a photographic record of the points on Earth where latitude and longitude lines meet. The article has links to some of the more interesting points. The project's website also has an interesting map showing all the completed confluence points."

We mentioned this project quite some time ago, and it's progressed quite a bit since then.

Uh, sir, you have some blubber on your collar there. Scoria writes "Chilean scientists have determined that a 12-meter mass of flesh discovered recently on a Pacific beach is actually a sperm whale, not an obscure 'giant octopus' as many researchers speculated. Scientists performing research at the Museum of Natural History in Santiago were the first to develop this conclusion after observing the presence of dermal glands unique to the species."

Code that pays tribute to the money in television. mondainx writes "Following(?) in the footsteps of Linksys, Tivo has made their source available for versions 2.0 through 4.0. Get the GPL source here. Sweet!"

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  1. Don't logitude and latitude meet everywhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not the major ones of course, but tiny ones.

  2. Poor Sperm Whales by Mshift2x · · Score: 3, Funny

    First they get hosed when scientist were handing out animal names....now this!

    1. Re:Poor Sperm Whales by bad_fx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, at least they didn't blow it up.

    2. Re:Poor Sperm Whales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      In which case, shouldn't it be called semen... uhhh, ok, I guess why given these men were seamen after all....

    3. Re:Poor Sperm Whales by marko123 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Japanese call them Bukake Whales.

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    4. Re:Poor Sperm Whales by ComaVN · · Score: 3, Funny

      With sperm not being discovered until 1676,

      I find this highly doubtful. Surely they must have noticed the stuff before that.

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  3. And in other news... by Zeddicus_Z · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a shattered bowl of petunias was found close by the splattered sperm whale. Police are treating the death of the petunias as suspicious.

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    1. Re:And in other news... by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Oh no, not again."

      {crash}

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    2. Re:And in other news... by Allnighterking · · Score: 1, Funny

      And the RIAA is attributing the death of the sperm whale to malicious file sharing programs worldwide.

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    3. Re:And in other news... by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And all the white mice die

    4. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So long, and thanks for all the fish

      The Dolphins

  4. VPC by darkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    '... Virtual PC for Mac will be available through standard Microsoft channels of distribution.' So it looks like they aren't killing it after all.

    No, they're just going to mediocre it to death.

  5. Zealots! All of you! by Valar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hm. I wonder how long until some /. arm-chair technologist declares NASA a facist-Mac-worshipping-zealot organization. Maybe he/she will top it off by saying, "Well, if they really do use macs, I have trouble believing they could have possibly landed on the moon."

  6. Re:Whales by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably signed up for Earthlink, logged into Slashdot and clicked on a goatse link. Heart attack and the rest is blubber.

  7. hmmmm by Vilim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm, I recal Douglas Adams saying something about a sperm whale in the middle of nowhere "As they approached the ridge of higher ground they became aware that it seemed to be circular - a crater about a hundred and fifty yards wide. Round the outside of the crater the sloping ground was spattered with black and red lumps. They stopped and looked at a piece. It was wet. It was rubbery. With horror they suddenly realized that it was fresh whalemeat. At the top of the crater's lip they met Zaphod. "Look," he said, pointing into the crater. In the centre lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. The silence was only disturbed by the slight involuntary spasms of Trillian's throat. "I suppose there's no point in trying to bury it?" murmured Arthur, and then wished he hadn't. Now, the most logical explanation of this, is that in another dimension Earth was actually Magrathea (sp?) and this sperm whale was dropped out of the sky from the Heart of Gold. It then went through time and dimensions to wind up on earth. See, explains it perfectly :p

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  8. How about that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chilean scientists have determined that a 12-meter mass
    of flesh discovered recently on a Pacific beach is actually CmdrTaco.

    See
    What
    I
    Mean?

  9. available for a nominal fee by comnenos · · Score: 3, Funny
    On the tivo site, to get a copy of the source code by mail, it gives a mailing address (no phone) and says: "You will be charged a nominal fee for reproduction, shipping and handling costs, as allowed by the GPL." Anybody wonder what that nominal fee is? How would that work, you mail them asking for it, they mail you back, say what it costs, then you mail them? And who decides what a nominal fee is, even? Why not just say code available for $5 or whatever? I realize that the GPL may not say you have to tell people what the "nominal fee" is, but wouldn't that just make everyone's life easier?

    And how would you enforce that part of the GPL in court? This haziness isn't the fault of Tivo, but rather of the FSF. Maybe as far as the company is concerned it takes several hours of labor at $50 an hour to get you that c.d. of code, so would have to pay $300?

    Anyhoo, I think that everyone will just download the code off the website as it's there for free.

  10. The IBList by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Internet Book List, which announced its creation earlier this year on /. has now reached 10,000+ entries and is still going strong.

    The only problem is that 9,500 of the books are about unicorns or elves.

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    1. Re:The IBList by madpierre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of the remaining. 499 are about Unicorns and Elves. 1 is the index.

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  11. That's nothing. by s20451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you think Uranus feels?

    (waits for a goatse link)

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  12. Re:Where is everyone? by Eevee · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Mary Pride's book The Way Home, she calculated that you could give every person in the world 2,000 square feet (which is larger than most homes) and everyone would fit into the state of Texas.

    Yeah, but you'd really, really have to hate everyone in the world to put them all in Texas.

  13. Hey! by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to include:
    A reading from the holy book, as written by the prophet Adams, you insenstive clod!

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  14. Re:Wonder no longer! by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

    I make a run for the old Russian probe, sacrifice all my fellow explorers in the process, blow up an insane dog robot, climb into a rock sample container with no air and a one-way ticket, get saved by a hot chick that's been sitting in the safety of her spaceship for a week, and bone her for the whole trip back to Earth.

    just like last time...

    And they said, "what are the odds of *THAT* happening twice?"

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  15. Re:Where is everyone? by sniggly · · Score: 2, Funny

    It does explain why neo looked so stunned after waking up from the pill and seeing all these thousands of humans in their pods. "wow, efficient!!!!"

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