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Australian Gov't Moves To Block E-commerce Patent
ColaMan writes "Surfacing in the Australian version of GoogleNews,
moves are afoot to block a patent covering (it seems) general ecommerce practices on the internet. This comes after the recent strongarm tactics against New Zealand businesses by D.E. Technologies , holder of the patent overseas."
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 2 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
P.S. To keep this post on topic, the GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) loves black cock
This post brought to you by a proud member of GNAA
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I was to busy listening to the Beastie Boys, the greatest Rap group ever, and forgot to get fp. Oh well
SJP fact of the day:
Natalie Portman is very hot and Jewish
SJP (SJP) is the first organization which gathers Straight Jews from all over the world for this simple goal - being totally def.
Are you a member of the GNAA?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have just been beat to first post by the SJP! [ed. note: not this time]
Join SJP (Straight Jew Posse) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time SJP member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. And If they can accomplish that, just imagine what Jews can do!
Facts:
1. Jews have their own country, one that doesn't suck, like all those African ones.
2. There are a lot of Smart Jews, which is bragable.
3. Whereas the GNAA undoubtedly likes to eat pork rinds and watermelon, we Jews prefer such fine cuisine as schmaltz and gribbenes
4. Jews have been kicked out of more countries than anyone else.
Join the SJP today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 4 simple steps!
First, you have to be a Jew. Messianic Jews don't count and will be shot in the face. You're Christians. Don't steal our Jews.
Second, you need to be a heterosexual, if you're male. However there is evidence in the Torah that lesbianism is ok with G-D. So Kike Dykes are cool with the SJP.
Third, you need to download Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys, because rap is best done by Jews.
Fourth, send an email to SJP4eva2003@yahoo.com listing your qualifications and what you feel you can bring to the SJP.
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Of course, dual membership between the SJP and the GNAA is theoretically possible, but not recommended.
If you are having trouble locating #SJP, the official Straight Jew Posse IRC channel, that would be because it doesn't exist. IRC is for niggers.
If you have any Matzah Ball Soup and would like to support SJP, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by a proud member of SJP
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By Antony Stone, PA News
A GIANT lobster saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, died of stress today hours after becoming the star attraction at a local aquarium.
Heads turned at Swansea Market, in south Wales, when Lucky the lobster, who was two feet long and weighed in at 7lbs, appeared on a fish stall.
But fishmonger Christopher Thomas, 20, was so taken with the colossal crustacean he refused to sell and had it transferred to an aquarium instead.
The giant lobster, estimated to be aged around 40, was caught off the Gower Peninsula coastline by a fisherman earlier this week.
He took up abode at the Silent Night Aquarium, in Tenby, yesterday, but was discovered dead in his new personal tank this morning.
Yes, it's true, I have acquired a list of all members of the GNAA, and William Scott Lockwood III was on the list. This shocking revelation brings into question the previously excellent reputation of the GNAA. Surely nobody wants to be members of an organization that Vladinator is also a member of. I would recommend everyone reconsider their membership to the GNAA and unless you like to associate with losers and oathbreakers like Vladinator that you quit. So, I am encouraging all members of the GNAA to quit and join the SJP (Straight Jew Posse) instead. I know I have already given up my GNAA membership.
Thank you for your time.
- Posted by a proud member of the SJP.