Dancing With A Smart Robot
Roland Piquepaille writes "Yes, this is possible, thanks to researchers at Tohoku University, reports Japan Today in a brief article [Warning: it takes a while for loading]. Equipped with a computer, sensors and batteries, it can move in any direction on four wheels and has memory for five steps necessary to dance the waltz. This sidebar contains a photograph of a student waltzing with the robot, MS DanceR (Mobile Smart Dance Robot), coming from another short story carried by Ananova."
...I'll have sex with this robot by shoving its head up my ass. And then I'll make cmdrtaco lick the robot clean.
Where can I purchase this contraption?
Stupid "wait 20 seconds before reply" cost me #6 spot.
Good news for slashdotters. Hooker-bots are probably the only thing they'll ever have sex with (besides Mr Hand).
NOTE TO THE GNAA TROLL:
You are a sinner. Repent now before it is too late. Every knee will bow and that's a *fact*.
Ah, the old reply-to-my-own-thread-as-AC-to-get-more-karma trick.
LOSER!!! L-O-S-E-R!!!!
How much you want to bet the moderators that modded it down were female?
(that is, if there any any females on slashdot hmm)