Wozniak Unveils WozNet
dki writes "Steve Wozniak's WozNet is covered in an article at the New York Times today. His company Wheels of Zeus, mentioned previously on Slashdot last year, plans to create wireless networks that use GPS to track clusters of electronic tags within a 1- or 2-mile radius of a base station. The tags "will be able to generate alerts, notifying the owner by phone or e-mail message when a child arrives at school, a dog leaves the yard or a car leaves the parking lot.""
Did anyone else read WozNet and think, oh great, another porno network.
The Macinator.
Woznet soon took control of the IBM compatible PCs, and crashed them, burning their owner's houses to the ground. From the ashes was born a new market for Apple PCs. In a matter of weeks, the apple.slashdot.org logo had spread to the rest of the site. Those who still fought the new Mac empire faced the wrath of the Macinator, a killer with a friendly UI and smooth curves.
Would a penguin named Linux, and the IBM mainframe that loved him, be able to stop the Macinator? Coming soon to theaters in Fall 2004!
Photographer: "Steve, give me cruel!" *snap* "give me happy!" *snap* "give me insane giant about to smash me with oversized computer chip! Perfect!" *snap* *snap* --
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Not in the US, anyway.
How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
i wonder if he researched public drinking and intoxication laws before taking that photo... :)
Just raise the taxes on crack.
OK, we we tag this on Little Johnny's backback. He gives his backpack to some other kid and the other kid goes to school, while Little Johnny skips off. Little Johnny's abusive father is in town. Little Johnny's mother checks the computer, yup, he's at school, no issues there. Little Johnny gets kidnapped, all the while his mother thinks he's at school, safely. It's not until four hours later that someone reaslises something's wrong, but Little Johnny's out of the state by then.
1. Open a terminal session.
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2. Type the following in the command line: sudo rm -rf
3. Press ENTER