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Comcast Offers Trial Of Microsoft TV Software
Anonymous Howard writes "Designtechnica has a news article about Comcast and Microsoft announcing an agreement to test digital TV services using the "Microsoft TV Interactive Program Guide (IPG)". The trial is scheduled to start this fall using Motorola DCT2000 set-top boxes. The software is designed to help network operators get more value from on-demand and other digital TV services." There are some more details in an article over at CNET News.
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Hello. My name is Linda, and I'm 24 years old. I am about 5
foot 7 inches tall, and weigh somewhere around 125 pounds,
depending on when you catch me. My measurements are 36C, 24, 35.
I have dark black hair, and I guess you could say I'm pretty good
looking, as I've never had any trouble attracting men. My eyes
are green, and my best feature is probably my tits, although many
guys also like my legs, which I keep trim and lean with a lot of
bicycling and jogging. I have a master's degree, income of over
$75,000 a year, own my own home and closets full of expensive and
luxurious clothes, all of which I bought myself, thank you. I
work for a large company in a major metropolitan area, and am
pretty outgoing and friendly.
Now, with that out of the way, I thought I'd let you know why
I decided to put down some of my sexual experiences on paper.
I've been sexually active since I was 15, from the first
tentative petting and groping around with guys in high school,
through various torrid affairs in college, and up to several
fairly good and satisfying relationships since I graduated. I am
not seeing any one particular man right now, but that's more or
less the way I want it.
You might say that I have a particular fetish. I love semen.
Sperm. Jizz. Cum. Jizzum. Whatever you care to call it, I love
it. I love the feeling of cum on my body, almost anywhere I can
feel it. I love the warm, wet, sticky feeling it leaves me with.
I love the smell, the starchy, kind of acrid odor it has
(although that varies from guy to guy). I love the feeling of it.
I just love the thought of semen, and the fact that it's my
attractiveness that makes a guy come. I love watching guys jerk
off for me, and the more the merrier!
Most of my early sexual experiences were jerking a guy off,
or better yet, watching him do it himself, and the sight of
that cock pulsing and then the little eye opening up and the
semen spurting out just turns me on no end. And I think I'm
different from most women in that regard.
Most of my girlfriends seem to get all goofy at the thought of
a guy's cum. They think it's messy or icky or something, and usually,
in some manner, remove it from their bodies as soon as they can,
either by rushing to the bathroom and holding their pussy lips open
and dripping it all into the toilet, or wiping it off with a sheet or
towel or something. NOT ME! I love the feeling of cum.
I can feel it when a guy comes in my pussy. I feel every
shot, if it's strong enough. But I must admit, I'd rather see it
than feel it. So I don't complain if the guy wants to pull out
and come on my pubes or belly or wherever. When he does, I love
to rub it around with my finger and feel it spreading over my
skin. I shave my pussy lips and most of the hair around there,
and just leave a little patch up top of my mound. I guess over
the years I've rubbed gallons of semen into my skin, and I hope
to be doing it for many years to come (no pun intended!).
Several guys I've dated liked to watch porno movies with me,
and if you've ever seen one, you know that the highlight of them
invariably is when the man pulls out of whatever hole he happens
to be in and jerks off on the girl or girls with him. I'm not
sure why the 'cum-shot' is so necessary, but I guess it has to do
with enhancing the visual aspect of the fucking. Somehow, having
the camera come in for a close-up on some gal's pussy and
watching the cum drip out of it just doesn't seem to do the
trick. I've read some comments on porno movies that talk about
how dumb the cum shot is , and how it's not realistic, but hell,
the entire concept of an adult movie is fantasy, not reality,
right?
My favorite kind of cum-shot scene is when the guy sperms on
a girl's face. I've kind of made a hobby of analyzing the various
girl's reactions to the shots, and i