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Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office?

Posted by timothy on from the woody-allen-in-bananas dept.

rhuntley12 writes "Personally, I sit at a computer desk for 10 hours a day with very little actual work. I've also started to get a little belly and out of shape. I know it's real bad in my office, especially with all the beer I consume. What do you do to stay in shape? Any secrets? Recently I've started to do sit ups, push ups, and running up and down the stairs. I get a lot of odd looks, and would prefer something that doesn't make the whole office stare at me. I've looked through some websites with equipment, but it's all serious equipment I can't/won't lug into work. Any suggestions?"

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  1. whatever you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    please DO NOT forget to SHOWER

  2. Re:Attention fucking lardass: by Unit3 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're doomed. Just commit suicide. Thanks.

    You just know this guy weighs over 300 pounds and is sitting at home with a bag of cheetos on his gut searching Google and posting anonymous insults on Slashdot to make himself feel better. ;P
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  3. PROTEST THE FRENCH OCCUPATION!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For years, the brutal French regime has held down us Corsicans!

    When will the occupation stop?

    The French have brutally inflicted their culture on our home in a cultural whitewashing reminicent of the NAZIS. Since the 1750s they have worked tirelessly to wipe out any remaining Corsician culture!

    FRANCE OPPOSES OCCUPATION WHEN IT MAKES POLITICAL SENSE -- SUCH AS IN PALESTINE -- BUT USES THE SAME TACTICS AT HOME!

    Boycott the FRENCH OCCUPATION! Burn, Eiffel, BURN!

    1. Re:PROTEST THE FRENCH OCCUPATION!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Are you fucking out of your mind ?
      Do you see tanks ? Do you see curfews ? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CONSANGINE SON OF A CHEVRE ?

      I know no continental french person wanting to keep corse inside france especially (ie. anyway it's europe now, retard), just fucking corses NOT WANTING OUT ! So what are you speaking about ?

      Tip for you: remove your fucking cagoule ! It's hot down here: not only it blocks your sight but it probably causes your brain to over heat.

  4. I'll fsck your girlfriend for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'll give it to her real good. make her wince and scream and sweat and cum real hard. I'll make a video for you to enjoy.

    you're welcome.

  5. Re:Let's make a deal by Seanasy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    According to my med student girlfriend, the kidney problem is related to too much protein, not fat. Apparently kidneys have a problem processing lots of protein.

  6. Re:Let's make a deal by slaker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My fiance woke up one morning and decided she was gay. She "married" another girl, eight months later. I have no social life, no friends, nor any interests that would lead to either (literally, I can go three or four days without speaking to anyone). I work 90 hours+ a week (not much else to do), and my jobs are generally located in excess of 25 miles of my home.

    I am severely allergic to grass, dust and about twenty different molds. Outside is not a pleasant place to be for me (I keep surgical masks by my front door, in my car etc, just in case).

    And no, I'm not kidding about any of this. It's all rather specific to my situation in life, but as I said before, there are probably thousands of folks in a place similar to mine.

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