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Managing Batch Jobs for Several Time Zones?

Posted by Cliff on from the midnight-run dept.

sporty asks: "I have one machine, a unix box, that serves many time zones at once. Because of this, everything is stored in GMT. Even the system clock is set relative to GMT. The problem is determining when midnite is. I need to run certain jobs, via cron or similar, so that something runs at midnite in that timezone. Anyone have this situation before?"

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  1. WORST STORY EVER! GNAA FR0ST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Before I get off into my normal GNAA post, I really feel the need to point out this is one of the most mind-numbingly stupid questions I've ever seen anybody ask Slashdot. The solutions to this problem are all so stupidly obvious, that you sir, are an asshat. And Cliff, how dare you punish us with such stupid story posts? You deserve to lose your editor status, and be eaten by a mob of rabid Tubgirls. Fuck you, fuck CmdrTaco, and fuck everybody that isn't either gay, a nigger, or both.

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  2. GNAA Asks: Why ask Slashdot for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Are you sir a fucking asshat? Even dumb niggers would know the solution to this problem. Use a pen and paper to calculate when "midnight" is in all the timezones you "support" or better yet, just run whatever "updates" you want 24 hours and have the script figure out if it needs to update or not. Unless of course by "different timezones" you just mean 2 or 3 timezones around the United States of America, and then you'd be a real asshat anyway.

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  3. GNAA COMPLAINT - STUPIDEST ARTICLE EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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    To keep this post on topic, the GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) feels this is the worst Ask Slashdot question yet! How fucking stupid are you? Are you too fucking lazy to figure out the offset of every timezone from GMT to program a cron job to run at each timezone's respective 0:00 ? Good god man, I've seen MCSE's that were more useful than you! Kill yourself now!
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