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Keeper of the Objects
cEnTiBeE writes that this is "not about the Matrix," but rather about Near Earth Object tracking. "It's accomplished by a staff of 2.5 people watching to see when any 'vermin of the sky' plan to pay earth a visit. This piece titled Keeper of the Objects is in the August '03 issue of Scientific American."
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - brothers in terror Qusay and Uday was found dead in some Iraqi slum house this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular terror culture. Truly an Iraqi icon.
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They were sitting very close to each other on the couch; now that the boy was home, they would have to retreat into the bedroom in the back of the house.
Goku stood up and grinned slyly over his shoulder, silently urging Vegeta to follow. Vegeta complied, following Goku into the back room, his eyes never leaving the tall saiyan's muscled backside. Walking into the bedroom, Goku casually took off his shirt and turned around to face Goku. Vegeta smirked, running his eyes over Goku's body, and removed his own tank as well. Goku grinned at Vegeta, his eyes bright and intense, wanting the game to end soon. Vegeta moved over to where Goku was standing and wrapped his arms around the large saiyan's neck, pulling him down to kiss his lips lightly. Goku's arms were instantly around Vegeta's waist, and he was kissing the prince back passionately. The smaller saiyan's hands roamed over the other's back, rubbing and stroking the hardened muscles. Goku put his hands on Vegeta's hips, pulling him closer and rocking his own hips forward suggestively at the same time.
"You horny bastard, Kakarott," Vegeta teased with his usual arrogant smirk in place.
Goku captured Vegeta's mouth again, forcefully plunging his tongue into it, and backed up until he could feel the bed behind him, then slowly sat down on the edge of it, taking the prince with him. Vegeta didn't mind, or even notice; he was too busy ravishing Goku's mouth to care. Soon they were lying on the bed side by side, facing one another, their tongues fighting for dominance in each others' mouths. Goku rolled on top; he was not going to be the uke tonight. Vegeta had always been the seme before, and Goku was sure it was because Vegeta didn't want to force him into something he was not ready for...he was ready now.
Goky pushed himself up and off of Vegeta, reaching down to the waistband of Vegeta's pants and slowly pulling them down, blowing cool air across his lover's hardening arousal. Once he had pulled all of Vegeta's clothing off, he licked the head of Vegeta's length, and took it into his mouth, alternately licking and sucking. He continued, taking more and more of Vegeta into his mouth. He glanced up from his work to see Vegeta arching his back and pressing his hips up and forcing himself into Goku's warm mouth. Goku stroked the sides of Vegeta's compact body, delighting in watching him bite down hard on his bottom lip to keep from crying out and losing the game. Goku sucked harder and smiled around Vegeta's arousal when he heard a small animal-like growl escape the prince's soft lips. Goku moved up and leaned down to quiet Vegeta's disappointed whimper with his mouth, running his tongue over the other's lips. Goku's hands moved over Vegeta's body and under him to run along his back and down to the small round scar at the bottom of Vegeta's spine. Once he found it, he exploited it mercilessly, rubbing his fingers across it quickly. Vegeta fought to tear his mouth away from Goku's, yelping and gasping as the larger saiyan tapped the spot at the base of his spine.
Goku moved up and nudged Vegeta's legs apart with his knee, and pulled him up and into his arms so Vegeta was straddling his lap. Goku lifted one of Vegeta's hands to his mouth and seductively licked two of the fingers. The tall saiyan cradled Vegeta's hand in his own and reached down to the prince's entrance. Goku gently pushed two of Vegeta's now-wet fingers into the opening. Vegeta sighed and whimpered "Kaka...uhhhn..." he trailed off as Goku positioned Vegeta's hand to thump a spot inside of him that made him see white when it was stimulated. Goku released Vegeta's hand, and Vegeta continued to move his fingers gent
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