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Keeper of the Objects

Posted by michael on from the wipeout dept.

cEnTiBeE writes that this is "not about the Matrix," but rather about Near Earth Object tracking. "It's accomplished by a staff of 2.5 people watching to see when any 'vermin of the sky' plan to pay earth a visit. This piece titled Keeper of the Objects is in the August '03 issue of Scientific American."

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  1. Re:Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cool, you're just what we are looking for ! Can you plant dynamite on an asteroid while wearing a bulky spacesuit?

  2. Re:How many people? by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Troll
    What the midget does? He works 20 hour weeks - on account of it taking him about half the day to get to work due to the heightist society we live in!

    You insensitive clod, I AM A MIDGET!

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  3. Negro Kobe Bryant - the violent rapist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Negro Kobe Bryant - the violent rapist - is going on trial for rape of an innocent young girl. Negro Kobe Bryant, like others of his racial persuasion is a violent hate filled rapist. He is being brought to justice. He will live the rest of his life in a cage along with all the other animals of his kind.

    Negro Kobe Bryant will not be selling his music at the iTunes Music Store. This is for sure.

  4. HAHA so funny! Not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Typical nerd pseudo-humor. You should get out of your parents' basement more.

  5. Re:Just in case by matlantis · · Score: 0, Troll

    If Ben Afleck is in, maby we can shoot Jlo into space as a last resort, im sure the gravity attributed to her booty would be substantial enough to veer the comet off its collision course

  6. Re:How many people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's accomplished by a staff of 2.5 people...

    They should outsource it to India, then they could afford 10 people hunting for space rocks that might otherwise kill all the US citizens in the unemployment lines.