Proof Is In: Kansas Is Flatter Than A Pancake
plotdot writes "When motorists drive across Kansas with its expansive, fertile fields of grain, they most often observe that the state is flat as a pancake. Now, three scientists have proved that observation wrong. The May/June issue of Annals of Improbable Research
(AIR) carries a story by Mark Fonstad, William Pugatch, and Brandon Vogt proving that Kansas is actually flatter than a pancake."
But then again that's as useful as complaining it's not news for nerds, stuff that matters. Which reminds me, technically the comma in the previous sentence is more correct than the beloved slogan.
The message on the other side of this sig is false.
I wonder if they can conclusively prove whether or not Grape Nuts taste like crap?
There's nothing you have that they can't take away: Absolute zero, Gentle Jack, bottom line.
Testing the limits of the U.S. Postal Service:
http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/
Worth the read.