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Are you GAY ?
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Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
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Dear Friend,
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not met,permit me however, I am MR. ROB MALDA, a Gay Pickle Farmer.
I am contacting you as the need for me to have a foreign partner in your country has become necessary due to my plans to relocate and establish a private company in that region, as the present political instability in my country (Zimbabwe), does not encourage financial investment as the environment is not conducive for investment and most of all security is not guaranteed, just as reported by the International media. This problem started when the Zimbabwean government under the leadership of President Robert Mugabe announced a decree on May 31st 2001 to seize more than 6000 gay-owned pickle farms. So far, more than 5,400 gay owned pickle farms have been invaded, colons violated and pickle farm lands seized. During these periods, as reported by the international media and C.N.N, more than 500 gay farmers were killed, the government didn't stop at this, as just recently the government have asked all gay-farmers to give up their pickle farms to straight farmers or risk going to prison. Having lived in this country (Zimbabwe) for more than 35 years, I have no other country to go to, nor can I trace any of my distant relatives.
Therefore, I decided to contact you through my local Zimbabwean associate (Mr. BoiCowKneel) for your assistance so that I can establish a company in your country and relocate there. Also, I must re-iterate the importance of having a citizen of your country to front as the owner of the enterprise, due to the fact that I will be a foreigner in your country. For this purpose, I have deposited in a Security company based in Amsterdam (the Netherlands) all the funds realised from the sales of my farmland and other farming equipment which amounted to USD18,500,000.00 (Eighteen million, five hundred United States Dollars). These funds was packaged in two metal colons and declared as personal effects and photographic materials so as to avoid detection by immigration/security officials. For now, I stay in Johannesburg (South Africa)because Zimbabwe is highly unsafe for me and my family. You can reach me on Tel. No. 0027-83-9469684 for further talks or you can also mail your immediate response to me.
Upon your immediate response, I will immediately arrange and send to you all the documentation that will empower your good self in finalizing the transaction with the security company in the Netherlands.
Let me use this opportunity to also inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free and genuine and should also be handled in the most confidential manner. This proposal is NOT and must NOT be linked to all the numerous SCAM letters flying around. The money (USD18.5m) already stashed in the two boxes could be termed as consignment and I will not hesitate to link you to my safe contact in the security company for further discussion.
Lest I forget, you should be entitled to 30% of the total funds for your support and cooperation in the transaction. Its also your duty to assist me in investing my own share of the money in your company or in your country. I shall be counting on your unalloyed trust and immediate response.
Cheers and God bless.
Best Regards.
MR.ROB MALDA
My encounter with Kathleen Fent at a party...
I remember it well...it was my junior year in high school, and Kate and I were at the same party. She had been doing rails of coke all night and swigging Jack Daniels like nothing any of us had ever seen. You could tell this was something that she had done often, as the sheer amount of intoxicants that she had been consuming did not seem to affect her one bit.
I was hesitant to approach her...she was not really the type of girl I dated usually -- I went for the cheerleader/popular girl type who you were guaranteed to at least get a blow job by the first date. Fast girls -- not the kind of girls that required at least two dates to get a kiss on the cheek and a raging case of blue balls. Yet tonight was different. I was particularly randy, and Kate was there snorting enough coke to supply a small country. She was considered to be in the geeky chick group -- the girls that weren't hot, but were tolerable enough to hang around outside of school. But I didn't care...she looked like she wanted to get fucked -- and hard.
Finally I made my move. I had made eyes with her all night and I finally went to talk to her. I came over to her and before I could get out "Hi, my name is..." she grabbed my penis and started massaging it. There was a bathroom nearby, which no one was occupying at that moment, so I motioned for her to join me in it -- she accepted.
We enter the bathroom and lock the door, and she didn't even bother to kiss me or anything -- she dropped straight to her knees and whipped out my dick, and practically swallowed it whole. I'm no John Holmes, but they don't call me tic-tac either; I'm working with a good 8 inches or so, and she deep-throated it -- just like that.
I knew there had to be a catch to this. I felt around and grabbed her crotch, only to notice that she was on her period. I wasn't sure what to do, and then I asked her if she wanted it like a dirty whore and take it in the ass. Luckily, I had a condom with me that was lubricated, but it was obvious that she had been an anal pro and had already relaxed her sphincter to the point where my cock just slid in. It was the best ass I had ever had and she loved every inch of it in her ass. I couldn't last long -- her ass was still tight, surprisingly. I pulled it out and whipped off the condom, and unleashed my white wave into her waiting mouth. She swallowed every last drop of it. After I finished, I put my pants back on and wasn't sure what to say to her, but she smiled and left the bathroom. It was like she knew that I just wanted to fuck her and leave and not say shit to her.
After the encounter in the bathroom, I didn't see her for the rest of the night. I did see her occasionally at school and we exchanged smiles, but we never mentioned our hot anal session in the bathroom at that party. I still look back on it fondly. I'll always remember that 10 minutes of fun in the bathroom with Kate.
Dear Friends, Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not met,permit me however, I am MR. ROB MALDA, a Gay Pickle Farmer. I am contacting you as the need for me to have a foreign partner in your country has become necessary due to my plans to relocate and establish a private company in that region, as the present political instability in my country (Zimbabwe), does not encourage financial investment as the environment is not conducive for investment and most of all security is not guaranteed, just as reported by the International media. This problem started when the Zimbabwean government under the leadership of President Robert Mugabe announced a decree on May 31st 2001 to seize more than 6000 gay-owned pickle farms. So far, more than 5,400 gay owned pickle farms have been invaded, colons violated and pickle farm lands seized. During these periods, as reported by the international media and C.N.N, more than 500 gay farmers were killed, the government didn't stop at this, as just recently the government have asked all gay-farmers to give up their pickle farms to straight farmers or risk going to prison. Having lived in this country (Zimbabwe) for more than 35 years, I have no other country to go to, nor can I trace any of my distant relatives. Therefore, I decided to contact you through my local Zimbabwean associate (Mr. BoiCowKneel) for your assistance so that I can establish a company in your country and relocate there. Also, I must re-iterate the importance of having a citizen of your country to front as the owner of the enterprise, due to the fact that I will be a foreigner in your country. For this purpose, I have deposited in a Security company based in Amsterdam (the Netherlands) all the funds realised from the sales of my farmland and other farming equipment which amounted to USD18,500,000.00 (Eighteen million, five hundred United States Dollars). These funds was packaged in two metal colons and declared as personal effects and photographic materials so as to avoid detection by immigration/security officials. For now, I stay in Johannesburg (South Africa)because Zimbabwe is highly unsafe for me and my family. You can reach me on Tel. No. 0027-83-9469684 for further talks or you can also mail your immediate response to me. Upon your immediate response, I will immediately arrange and send to you all the documentation that will empower your good self in finalizing the transaction with the security company in the Netherlands. Let me use this opportunity to also inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free and genuine and should also be handled in the most confidential manner. This proposal is NOT and must NOT be linked to all the numerous SCAM letters flying around. The money (USD18.5m) already stashed in the two boxes could be termed as consignment and I will not hesitate to link you to my safe contact in the security company for further discussion. Lest I forget, you should be entitled to 30% of the total funds for your support and cooperation in the transaction. Its also your duty to assist me in investing my own share of the money in your company or in your country. I shall be counting on your unalloyed trust and immediate response. Cheers and God bless. Best Regards. MR.ROB MALDA
Dear Friend,
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not met,permit me however, I am MR. ROB MALDA, a Gay Pickle Farmer.
I am contacting you as the need for me to have a foreign partner in your country has become necessary due to my plans to relocate and establish a private company in that region, as the present political instability in my country (Zimbabwe), does not encourage financial investment as the environment is not conducive for investment and most of all security is not guaranteed, just as reported by the International media. This problem started when the Zimbabwean government under the leadership of President Robert Mugabe announced a decree on May 31st 2001 to seize more than 6000 gay-owned pickle farms. So far, more than 5,400 gay owned pickle farms have been invaded, colons violated and pickle farm lands seized. During these periods, as reported by the international media and C.N.N, more than 500 gay farmers were killed, the government didn't stop at this, as just recently the government have asked all gay-farmers to give up their pickle farms to straight farmers or risk going to prison. Having lived in this country (Zimbabwe) for more than 35 years, I have no other country to go to, nor can I trace any of my distant relatives.
Therefore, I decided to contact you through my local Zimbabwean associate (Mr. BoiCowKneel) for your assistance so that I can establish a company in your country and relocate there. Also, I must re-iterate the importance of having a citizen of your country to front as the owner of the enterprise, due to the fact that I will be a foreigner in your country. For this purpose, I have deposited in a Security company based in Amsterdam (the Netherlands) all the funds realised from the sales of my farmland and other farming equipment which amounted to USD18,500,000.00 (Eighteen million, five hundred United States Dollars). These funds was packaged in two metal colons and declared as personal effects and photographic materials so as to avoid detection by immigration/security officials. For now, I stay in Johannesburg (South Africa)because Zimbabwe is highly unsafe for me and my family. You can reach me on Tel. No. 0027-83-9469684 for further talks or you can also mail your immediate response to me.
Upon your immediate response, I will immediately arrange and send to you all the documentation that will empower your good self in finalizing the transaction with the security company in the Netherlands.
Let me use this opportunity to also inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free and genuine and should also be handled in the most confidential manner. This proposal is NOT and must NOT be linked to all the numerous SCAM letters flying around. The money (USD18.5m) already stashed in the two boxes could be termed as consignment and I will not hesitate to link you to my safe contact in the security company for further discussion.
Lest I forget, you should be entitled to 30% of the total funds for your support and cooperation in the transaction. Its also your duty to assist me in investing my own share of the money in your company or in your country. I shall be counting on your unalloyed trust and immediate response.
Cheers and God bless.
Best Regards.
MR.ROB MALDA
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The perineum is the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For men, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for women it extends to the base of the testicles.
Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.
To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.
As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.
However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.
The anus is rich in nerve endings & participates with your genitals in the contractions of sexual arousal & orgasm. Anal stimulation greatly enhances & intensifies masturbation, oral sex, or intercourse. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with anal play, is relax, use plenty of lube (the anus & rectum do not produce any lubrication of their own), and enjoy.
Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.
The vagina is rich in vulvatic sensor spots & cooperates with your clitoral system in the up and down movements of sexual arousal & orgasm. Vaginal stimulation greatly enhances & multiplies masturbation, perienium stimulation, and orgies. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with vaginal stimulation, is to relax, and use one quart of 10W30 (the vagina produces no lubrication of its own during normal stimulation), and enjoy.
However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.
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You sons of bitchs that drive your urban assault vehicles should fuck right off the damn road you fucken selfish pigs!! You are a danger to yourself and everyone else.
Who do I sue when your canyonero tips over onto my wife & kids in their volvo wagon, killing both you and them?
Oh, and I'LL decide what enhances my life. That is far too an important decision to simply leave up to government. Life, Liberty, and THE PERSUIT OF HAPPINESS. And if your from outside the US and don't have that ideal working for you: My condolences.
Oh, and if you're a US citizen and have to deal with things like the Patriot Act (if you're a true patriot, you don't have rights) then all I can say is: my condolences. Maybe the Christian fundamentalist government you enjoy right now will come out with the Hero Act. Real heros don't mind being tracked, monitored, and locked up for no reason without a trial.