The Biggest and Baddest Backyard Roller Coaster

BoomZilla writes "Following on the heels of previously reported backyard roller coasters (here and here), I'd like to add Jeremy Reid's wondrous beast to the list. This behemoth certainly takes the award for the largest, fastest (and most likely the most expensive) labor of coaster love. Located in Newcastle, Oklahoma, it has an initial drop of 20ft, pulls max positive G's of 3.5 and max negative G's of -0.2. Overall it's a stunning 444 feet in length. Total cost is estimated at $5.5k. Jeremy is, clearly, a man with too much time and money on his hands!"

Comments

Great Site

[dirkdidit]

The site is great. It even offered me my own domain name for a really really low price.

Re:Great Site

[dirkdidit]

So apparently I was the only one who got register.com's homepage instead of his when I clicked it? Thats what I was referring to.

Re:GNAA winz0rs again

[handybundler]

CmdrTaco writes, "I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

The bukkake contest went far better then expected. The deadline for rear-entries is.. well.. now I guess, although I'd probably accept rear-entries for a few more hours. Not that I need more. We've broken around 320-330 anal submissions. About 200 of them demonstrated actual effort put into their rear-entry casuing serious ejaculation. I tried to reply to each rear-entrant and thank them for their rear-entry, but I probably pissed on a few.

Lesson One: Be more queer about methodology of anal submission, and format. I specified erection or bigdick formats. I said strap-on attachments were ok, but HBIs were preferred. The split was about 50/50. And there were dozens of rear entries like "The shit should say blah blah blah. Thats my rear-entry." Some people don't really understand the idea of "Dick" vs "Cunt" I guess. Oh well, at least those were easy to dis.

Formats were varied. I got unziped, h4x0r3d, shit on, and ass raped. I got lots of jizz & stiff, but far more SOD & RBP (strap on dildos and rippled butt plugs). But I really got sick of 15 inch STIFF erectiles arriving in my inbox. MYASS just wasn't meant for such things. Nor was my 33.6mm penis.

I went through the rear-entries in several passes. One just to weed out those who didn't even try. Then I started getting pickier. StinkReek says I can pick 3 weiners, but I think that will be hard. Right now there are 43 rear-entrants shitting in a tupperware bowl on my kitchen table. This is down from 60 rear-entries a few minutes earlier. Each time I ejacutate a rear-entry, it gets a little harder to ejaculate the next one.

I have the next 2 days to reduce that number to 3 final weiners. I hope to post a page to share another 20 or so runner-up honorable mention type rear-entries. But even weeding down to that point will be tricky. You'll have to wait until at least monday to see them ho's!

I'm quite pleased with the results. There are many very talented doggystylers reading Slashdot. I think the next contest should be "Redesign Slashdot's GTSE". At least then the rubber attachments will be smaller ;)