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Scriptiing The Enterprise With Java And PHP

Posted by timothy on from the dual-nature dept.

jontr writes "There are many benefits of using PHP together with Java. In an article about JSR 223, Dejan Bosanac looks at origin of each language and describes future benefits for PHP and Java developers."

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  1. OOGG CONFUSED! by OOGG_THE_CAVEMAN · · Score: 5, Funny

    OOGG lack much experience in PHP, but have much experience in stone age OO design.

    OOGG confused by combined complaint of "restrictive OO model" and "no provision for protected members or private variables."

    PROTECTED MEMBERS, PRIVATE VARIABLES ARE RESTRICTIVE OO MODEL. OOGG use simple stone-age example. OOGG HAVE STONE WHEEL. USE AS WHEEL. SOMETIMES, WANT ACCESS TO HOLE IN CENTER. Some programmer say that hole "protected implementation detail." OOGG think OOGG NO CARE WHAT YOU THINK AT DESIGN TIME. OOGG NEED HOLE ACCESS. OOGG NOT WANT BE FRIEND WITH ALL YOUR CLASSES, JUST USE HOLE!!!

    OOGG not like restrictive OO model, INCLUDING not like often useless "protection" features. In general, programming languages ineffective tool for preventing stupidity. Should rather use club on head of stupid programmers. Darwinian process then result in smarter programmers, less outsourcing to foreign caves.