Wearing a Tie May Cause Blindness!
An anonymous reader noted that there finally is some science to justify not wearing a tie! Doctors have found that wearing a tie too tight causes pressure on the jugular vein, which leads to a build-up of pressure in the eyeballs. Such pressure rises have been linked to glaucoma, which causes blindness. Now, if only some kind researchers could get us all out of wearing pants at the office, we'd be set!
M' kay?
I worked for a Broking company (uk) and never wore Trouser's, always combats (leg side pockets), they offered me a position in Australia that i took, after i left they sent an e-mail to all staff, requiring them to wear trouser's and not combats.
Thought you'd find this amusing!
spanking the monkey, ...
choking the chicken,
taking old one-eye to the optomotrist,
wearing a tie
somehow it just doesn't have the same ring to it. kids today need better euphomisms, methinks.