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Phobos and Deimos Once a Single Moon?

blamanj writes "Phobos (fear) and Diemos (panic), the twin moons of Mars have caused astronomers grief for years, as conventional hypotheses about the moons either violate physical laws or have difficulty accounting for their observed orbits. Now a new hypothesis conjectures that they were once a single moon, that broke apart in an ancient catastrophe."

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  1. FUD by limekiller4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great. Now we just need to find moons Metus (fear), Ambiguitas (uncertainty) and Dubium (doubt) and convince Gates to purchase them...

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    1. Re:FUD by fehlschlag · · Score: 0, Funny

      Too late, they already are IP of SCO.

  2. Doom? by sirmikester · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe the catastrophe was related to the demon's gate that was forming... and was later reopened in the Doom games... think about it.

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  3. Lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am i the oney one how thourght the wording of this funny

    Origin of the two moons presents a longstanding puzzle to which one researcher proposed the new solution at the, 6th International Conference on Mars, held here last week.

  4. Thats no moon... by andersen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats no moon... Its a space station.

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  5. Re:"Destination: Deimos" by kfx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Logistics are no problem! The UAC is in the process of building a matter transporter system, and we've got marines to make sure nothing goes wrong!

  6. Wrong title sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You forgot the R between the two O's.