Judge Disconnects Interior Dept., Again

Posted by timothy on Wednesday July 30, 2003 @07:37AM from the just-like-texas-justice dept.

jeremycec writes "Evidently, nothing's been resolved since 2001, when this happened the first time. In these Memorandum Opinion and Preliminary Injunction documents from Judge Royce C. Lamberth of the U.S. District Court for Washington, D.C., we see how the court stepped in to pull the plug on a system, which, through its abject lack of due care, left someone's important financial information wide open to attackers. According to the former CIO of the Bureau of Indian Affairs: 'For all practical purposes, we have no security, we have no infrastructure, ... Our entire network has no firewalls on it. I don't like running a network that can be breached by a high school kid.' So, when the BIA could get no relief through Interior's IT Dept., it went to the courts. Source: Government Computer News "

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Re:This is actually a dick swinging contest by stanwirth · 2003-07-30 14:13 · Score: 1, Redundant

Who wins? The person with the highest frequency or the highest wavelength?

The frequency of a swinging dick is inversely proportional to the square root of the length of the swinging dick.

Therefore, the dick with the lowest frequency would indicate which is the LONGEST dick.

However, the frequency of a swinging dick is independent of its mass. Therefore in order to measure which dick is truly the LARGEST , we must measure the force of each swinging dick in the course of swinging. So tell them both:

SWING IT AGAINST THE WALL, BUDDY!

The one that hits with the biggest "SLAP!" wins.