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LinuxTag Show Report

Posted by michael on from the mmmm-linux dept.

BSDTag writes "LinuxTag, Europe's largest Linux show was held in July in Karlsruhe Kongresszentrum, Germany. Nicholas Blachford was there for 3 of those days and he wrote about his experience on OSNews, and provided 6 pages of pictures of the event."

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  1. What's with all the penguin photographs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know some people have fetishes but this is ridiculous.

  2. Penguin Pr0n by thorgil · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Penguin Pr0n,,, yeah baby!

    Fapfapfapfap...Yeah baby....fapfap. ...Crash dump!

    --
    Warning: This sig contains a small bug. ==> *
  3. Re:bsd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/bsdvlinux.php

  4. Dirty GNU/Linux Hacker Needs Luv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I use GNU/Linux and can't get a girlfriend, no matter what I do. From what I can tell, not too many of you have girlfriends either; I must make it clear right now that I do not want advice from you. I am seeking the advice of those who have consentual, regular, heterosexual intercourse with a well adjusted woman.

    You may be wondering why I placed so many restrictions on the type of sexual intercourse. Being a GNU/Linux user, I can get all the men I want, but my ass hurts from years of anal sex. I am tired of pillow-biting. I have met women at Linux User Groups (LUGs) but they didnt want sex the way I wanted it - they brought their strap on and rode my chute like the men did. The date would end with her taking me to a gay bar and selling my ass to a drunk and bearded kernel hacker.

    I am convinced, therefore, that I need to meet women that do not use GNU/Linux.

    I have tried dating regular women, but find it hard to make conversation. I was surprised that regular women do not give a shit about Free Software or the Microsoft monopoly which leaves me with nothing to discuss. Some women tried to talk about the weather, but I don't keep up with the weather from my mums' basement.

    I have had some success, I dated one girl several times. She picked me up from home, mum liked her. I am sure dad would have too, but he left us soon after I installed Slackware on the family computer. I can still hear him crying and see him moping around the house, saying "I knew he was different; I could handle a gay son, but this .... a fucking GNU/Linux hippy". He sounded so defeated. She wanted to go to the beach, but my skin is not adjusted to the sun and my skin peels while at the beach. This was not a turn on for her and when she came back to my mum's basement that night we were going to have sex but the raw skin was too much for her.

    Going out at night for a meal can be difficult too; all restaurants refuse to serve smelly GNU/Linux hippies. The only place we can go for food is the McDonald's drive through, but she doesnt like waiting in her car in the heat of the day when I tend to smell the most. She doesn't like the stares she gets from the drive through staff.

    I could go on, but I won't. I seek advice.

  5. Author is a hops head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Bio says Nicholas Blachford works for Genesee.

    Make mine a Cream Ale.