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LinuxTag Show Report

Posted by michael on from the mmmm-linux dept.

BSDTag writes "LinuxTag, Europe's largest Linux show was held in July in Karlsruhe Kongresszentrum, Germany. Nicholas Blachford was there for 3 of those days and he wrote about his experience on OSNews, and provided 6 pages of pictures of the event."

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  1. The Straight Truth About the GNAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    Brought to you at 5AM. Dedicated to bringing you the truth. Posted before the GNAA trolls. I hope you enjoy. Lets all help eachother defeat the gay slashdot trolls.
    -koft

    The GNAA is a small loose knit group of trolls whose sole purpose is to post retarded shit to various websites. Membership of the group is really irrelevant, but they do have guidelines, which are really just part of their elaborate "troll". Basically, you gotta be a nigger, gay, or both, blah blah. Post an fp for the group and your ub3r l33t, bs ,bs . ...

    The cold hard facts about the GNAA
    There's nothing gay or black about the GNAA. In fact, the GNAA doesnt have a single gay or black member at all, and most likely never will.

    IRC Chat log
    (Nws4Turds) pocide
    (Nws4Turds) i m teh luv j00!
    (koft) yo, st0p b3ing teh gay
    (koft) gh3y is teh sux0r
    (pocide) i luv u 2 Nws4Turds !, lets felch!
    (Nws4Turds) y3s!
    (Nws4Turds) pocide
    (koft) ph3lch is teh sux0r
    (Nws4Turds) i like teh ph3lch
    (koft) thats nasty, yall are gay niggers if i ever saw gay niggers
    (Nws4Turds) i'm a gay nigger
    (koft) stop being t3h gh3y.
    (Nws4Turds) actually, i'm a straight honkey
    And at this point, Nws4Turds ebraces his heterosexuality, coming out of a "reverse closet" for a brief moment, exposing his inner self. He then feels the need to expound on this idea.
    (Nws4Turds) i had sex this morning
    (Nws4Turds) it felt good
    (Nws4Turds) she came twice
    After these statements i was threatened!
    (pocide) k0ft: do not even attempt to fr0st
    (pocide) not only will YFI but you'd be testin my gangsta and you don't wanna do that, oh no
    Following our conversation, my ids picked up a portscan from 24.174.81.26, the address from a user in the channel known as "penisbird".
    (pocide) I see your running IIS and exchange. your machine is going down the deep dark anus hole of goatse!
    (koft) Damn, i didnt realize that apache and sendmail were part of IIS and exchange... You guys are leeter that i immagined...

    Truth: GNAA is a group of wanna be script kiddies who troll on lame message boards like 'Slashdot'
    Truth: The GNAA leader 'PenisBird' has a prefrence for porn depicting under age individuals
    Truth: All GNAA members are white
    Truth: None of the GNAA members are gay
    Truth: All GNAA members live with their mothers

    Don't take my word for it though, check out the lameness for yourself. efnet #GNAA

  2. The Chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'll take the chance to say this:

    GNOME SUXX !

    SUN fucked it up the ass.

  3. typo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    LinuxTag, Europe's largest Linux show

    =

    LinuxTag, Europe's largest GAY show

  4. YO! HORSE BALLS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you lick'em, we something or rather

  5. bsd by xlok · · Score: -1, Troll

    freebsd rules, openbsd if you are paranoid

  6. Re:Dirty GNU/Linux Hacker Needs Luv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You want advice? My advice would be to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.