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Sluggish WiFi Connections Hurt Everyone
MindNumbingOblivion writes "Wireless technology has revolutionized access to local area networks when one can't always be close to an ethernet jack. But a recent research paper from the French Centre Nationale de la Recherche Scientifique tells how one slow user accessing a hot point can hurt the whole group. Apparently the very nature of CSMA/CD guarantees such anomalies. Here's the story, and here's the release from CNRS (in French)."
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the French are so quick to surrender.... damn cheese eating, wifi choking, surrender monkeys..
Damn the French!
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There is an interesting follow-up thread in the Smoke Tech Center's message boards. Check it out.
Score one for the /. "no-duh" list.
boyfucker. watch what you reply to