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Anonymous Coward writes "Bringing us one step closer to becoming centrally-controlled meatbots, Japanese scientists have developed a device that produces power from the glucose in human blood. Theoretically, this technology (aka "Dracucell") could produce 100W of power. Of course, it can't produce that much power in practice since your body stupidly wastes glucose in maintaining homeostasis. The scientists propose that this devices could be used to power implanted devices. Now how many of you Slashdotters would it take to power my laptop? I'll buy the cola!"

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  1. TOAST!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    toaster,toaster toaser, do you have toast in you yet i think
    so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not a toaster!!!!!!!!!!And one more
    thing........YOUR A TOASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A COOKIE WITH MILK SOAGE
    MILK!!!!!!!!!!AND A BUTT WITH POOP IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. The Matrix is just a movie by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Computers can never be as smart as humans because of the simple fact that humans have souls which allow a creative nature. Computers cannot be programmed to have souls. They can perhaps be programmed to have weighted levels of preference for certain things, but they can never appreciate things at the level that we humans can.

    Despite what fear-mongers like Bill Joy say about computers achieving then surpassing humans in intelligence, just consider that intelligence isn't a matter of MIPS, but one of creativity and the ability to think outside of the box. These are things computers can't do, and will never be able to do.

  3. ASK SLASHDOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hello,

    I am a homosexual African-American. Does anyone know of any organizations where I can meet (and "meat") other homosexual African-Americans?

    TIA.

    1. Re:ASK SLASHDOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Ahem... looking for this? http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=73562&cid=6610 897

  4. DON'T CLICK PARENT'S LINK! IT'S A TRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A gay nigger trap! Aieeeee!

  5. Re:Two cows by drcrja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you have two cows, sell one and buy a bull.

  6. Re:Two cows by afidel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is actually REALLY funny =)
    I can't stand bad moderators.

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    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
  7. 100 SERIES by Magic+Thread · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  8. Re:Two cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is why I read at -1. Silly moderators.

  9. i'd blow the fuse.. by guest12 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    when my BP shoots up as she snuggles close