Academy Awards Of Halo Videos

An anonymous reader writes "With the ever-increasing popularity of Halo videogame fan-videos and machinima, Cobaltnova.com has launched the first ever Rockets on Prisoner awards: 'Cobaltnova is proud to present the first annual Rockets on Prisoner awards that recognize outstanding achievement for Halo related movies. And you get to pick the winners!'. With the nomination process already complete, the online voting will continue until midnight (PST) on August 9th, before a certified public accountant will announce the winners. Those expected to do well include Randy Glass, maker of the famous Warthog Jump, the increasingly popular FTC collective, who have 6 incredibly funny and fresh videos, and, of course, the well known fan favorites Red vs Blue. Most of the videos can be found for judging by flipping through the six nomination categories, or numerous mirror sites."

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what's the deal with you homosexuals?

[Anonymous Coward]

I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you homosexuals? I've been sitting here in this bathroom stall with a turd-burglar (a leather wearing pansy) sucking my dick for 20 minutes now. 20 minutes! At home, with my girlfriend, who by all standards should have less experience eating a meat popsicle, the same orgasm would take about 2 minutes. If that.

In addition, during this oral sex attempt, he fingers my asshole. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even trying to fart fails.

I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while dealing with other fairies, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a shemale that looks as god in a dress as it's woman counterpart. My girlfriend on the rag has a more appealing vagina. This guy just has a cock that he probably wants sucked off. From a pleasure department, I don't know how people can claim that gay sex is superior.

Slashdot editors and other pillow-biters, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to shove their cock up some guy's asshole than crease the sheets with a fine-looking lady.

You allow this shit yet dont allow SPEWS.ORG

[Anonymous Coward]

nazi and frankly bizarre methods of restricting innocent mail servers?

Fuck you slashdot. Why dont you fucking put a 'Planet' in front of your name, you fucking shrill whores.

The Lame Stuff You Do When

[Anonymous Coward]

Your Dead Platform Only Has One Game.

Retards.

Re:halo as a game

[donutello]

Don't worry. This is Slashdot. As long as it is something from Microsoft that you are criticising you will come off as insightful, not as a troll.

It absolutely doesn't matter that there are hundreds of thousands of people out there who have played FPS's on virtually every other platform who are still in love with Halo.