Part Two: Technical Self-Employment For All
MoNickels writes "I've posted
part two of the article series encouraging the unemployed to take up freelance technical support, including advice on knowing if this work is right for you, marketing yourself, learning on the job, handling and educating clients, managing the business, the temperament required, and the negative aspects of the work." See part one if you missed it.
deserve's got nothing to do with it...
What do you do about health insurance?
I'm not the devil.. just his advocate.
The personality checklist fits the bill of both a technician and an entrepenuer very well.
I'd also say it is a pretty decent description of the typical slashdot reader, IMHO
I didn't study non-stop for the last 11 years just to join the ranks of technical support. The whole reason for me to get into technology and eventually into IT was to 'build cool sh...t' - not to listen to some technophobe bitching about why her/his system got corrupted after opening some suspicous email attachment. Seriously, is that all we'll be relegated to do? Hey, I rather start laying bricks then - at least I have something productive to look as the fruits of my work. Just my two cents, I bet many will disagree - but I'm not wired that way...
"2. Never admit that you don't know something - act like you know everything that has to do with computing" Terrible idea. Every dweeb out there has enough ego to support pretending that they know everything. I keep my clients by being able to admit I don't know, then find out. They appreciate the honesty, instead of the pseudo-consultants that talk up a storm.
You mean I can charge people for the work i do?!
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2. Never admit that you don't know something - act like you know everything that has to do with computing
2a. Never get caught in a lie. Admitting you don't know something might be a negative, but it's better than proving yourself to be deceitful.
I once knew somebody in that position. He went to a company and offered to work free. They took him up on the offer, and after 3 months, he said, 'hire me or I'm going,' so they hired him. Not the easiest way to break in, but it showed real initiative.
Damn, tech support sucks.
Tech support sucks because people don't want you touching their Porn Station 9000, aka company laptop. Thats sound like a good idea from a sanitary standpoint. Note to users: I will not sit on your lap to work on your computer. MOVE.
Employee: You guys gonna help me?
Nick Burns: Show me what you're doing..
Employee: Well, I'm trying to save it.. so I downloaded it..
Nick Burns: Uh-huh.
Employee:
Nick Burns: Yeah.
Employee:
Nick Burns: Uh-huh. Yeah. MOVE! God, do you run the Internet on this thing? It looks like it's got a 28.8, or something! [ techies laugh ]
Jingle: "'Cause he's Nick Burns, your Company Computer Guy!"
It depends on the client. Some don't mind. Some view incomplete mastery of a trade as laziness and/or ignorance.
Afterall, they all know that they could always find someone else.
I helped this old lady on some freelance work way back with Corel wordperfect. Was that a mistake. Here are some questions I got...
-Why didn't Corel wordperfect come with a pen?
-Where do I buy ink if the typewriter runs out of ink?
-If I press delete does that delete everything?
-I heard it comes with a dictionary. Can I upgrade to an encyclopedia set?
-Does this program open on sundays and saturdays?
I've done side work for years. Never made much at it. My parents told me to never talk about money, and so I feel uncomforable at billing time doing something I enjoy.
I really need to know how much to bill grandma.
$30/hr for a not related grandma?
$45/hr for others?
$90/hr for PHBs?
Of course it'll vary depending on the work and the client, bit some pricing structure would be of great help to me!
Slashdot's rate-of-post filter: Preventing you from posting too many great ideas at once.
2. Never admit that you don't know something - act like you know everything that has to do with computing.
Interviewers can smell bullshit from a mile away.
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Well since you are dealing with lawyers, you have to bullshit, because that's the only thing they know.
If you tell them that the flux capacitor on the intranode serial bus is broken, they'll just shake their head and pretend they know more about that subject than you.
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The way this person writes tells me that he doesn't know much more about computers than his 'clients'.
I don't have to point it out to you that I am indeed technically qualified, but I will. How do you think I've run the tech for entire 65-person offices? My good looks? Do you want references, or what?
If it sounds like I'm writing about people who don't know what they're doing, that's because I'm talking about the beginning stages, where I was about ten years ago. I know plenty now.
Wordnik, a dictionary project which aims to collect
...an unemployed (God knows the real reason why), person off the street working on my network... while he is learning his job via OJT.
Wonderful.
I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
... you insensitive clod!
Seriously though, I am so glad I no longer have to worry about health coverage. I moved to Canada a few years ago, and it was like a weight lifted off my shoulders. I'm happy to pay for it via my taxes. I think we get good value for money. I don't have to worry about not being given the best insurance deal because I'm an individual and not a huge corporation looking to cover thousands of people. I also know I won't see any of the doctors bills if I get hurt reminding me that I'm ultimately responsible even though my insurer has also received a copy. I don't have to worry about my or my family's health should I unexpectedly lose my job/contract.
-- I almost always solve my own computer problems on my own, or as the result of my own research.
Sure. Google is an amazing resource.
-- My friends, coworkers and family often turn to me for help with their computers and peripherals.
-- My own computer probably would work very well if I didn't keep installing alpha, beta, development and trial software on it all the time.
I love fdisk.
-- I can usually quickly find what I'm looking for on the Internet.
Oh god... no comment.
-- I read constantly, and just about everything.
Right now it's Slashdot.
-- I rarely have a problem explaining myself.
Well, you see, officer...
-- I am somewhat sociable, but I can work for long periods on my own, too.
Sociable? ME?? Hahahaha!
-- Although I hate the term "self-starter," that's what I am.
No, I'm not! Procrastination is the root of all goofing off.
-- I believe all computer peripherals and devices are hot-swappable unless someone else is around.
What, is this Schrodinger's Computer? Once, I closed my eyes and with no one else watching, I jammed an old PCI Voodoo card into the AGP slot with the machine still running. The damn thing worked until I opened my eyes and its wave function collapsed...
-- I only keep my AOL account so I can more easily get my email from any web browser anywhere.
What geek would pay money to AOL when it's cheaper to just sign up with a host that provides webmail?
-- I get a lot of spam, but I block or filter most of it, so it's not an issue for me anymore.
I don't give out my email address to everyone and their grandmother, so spam isn't a big problem to begin with.
-- Unix is like a lover to me: I don't understand it very well, and it makes me angry sometimes, but I am still in love with it.
This one is just too sad. Sure, unix has some kinky command names, but nothing like actually engaging in their real-life namesakes.
-- I have some computer books on the shelf, but I only use them as references, not as literature.
This should be just the opposite, I think. I bet a lot of computer geeks read computer literature, not just "manuals".
-- I see nothing wrong with strapping a wireless PDA with GPS to the dog so that we can log his roaming patterns through the neighborhood.
The gadgetry (and possibly the dog) would get stolen in my neighborhood!
So, do I qualify to be an entrepreneur?
bytesmythe
Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
-- Scott Meyer
Kang: Technical Self-Employment for all!
Crowd: BOOOO!
Kang: Technical Self-Employment for none!
Crowd: BOOOO!
Kang: Alright then, Technical Self-Employment For some, tiny American flags for all!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAA!
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Glamour my @$$. There is nothing remotely glamorous about doing tech support for small businesses. It's all about showing up, getting things to work, and getting the heck out. He runs a one person consulting business. At the end of the day his stuff either works, or he doesn't get paid. Yes, talking to people is a requisite part of being in business for yourself, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have to actually fix his clients problems.
$50 to $100 may sound "glamorous" to someone who has never been in business for themselves, but the fact of the matter it is that this fee is so low that larger consulting firms can't even pretend to compete. Those prices simply don't leave any room for overhead. Once you take into consideration that you only get paid for "billable" hours, and the fact that you get to do all the bookkeeping, billing, tax work, etc. it isn't nearly the deal that it appears to be. Being a plumber or an electrician is probably more lucrative.
It's definitely doable, and there really is plenty of work. However, it's hard work, without paid vacations (or respite of any kind :).
The client I mentioned earlier who is very sweet but not very bright was one of those clients who refused to learn, and a client I had to let go. She's very young, too, in her early twenties. I believe she was perfectly capable of learning what she needed to know, with a little bit of effort, but she constantly called on the same issues. And I constantly had to recite the same solutions over and over. She refused to be educated (see below for more about client- and self-education). She's one of those people who are used to relying too much on others, and are happy with being told there are no stupid questions.
;)
Hmm. Sweet young lady calling every day about the same stupid issues. hmmmm. I'd like to venture a guess here that maybe she's turned on by your intellect and wanted to screw you eight ways from tuesday. Now that, my friend, is the kind of client you pass on to another reasonably intelligent tech, unless you're willing to take it yourself.
Reinvent the wheel only at either a lower cost, greater effectiveness, or your own personal enrichment and satisfaction.
Snag a local non-profit & help them, get them going with all the latest :))
slickest stuff from novell and what opensource has to offer as a show of what you can do.
http://www.giftsinkind.org/ has a great Novell product donation policy, &
http://www.techsoup.org/ has some other good stuff too (i want that 24port
cisco switch, can i be a nonprofit too?
Also check out www.computerclub.org/nonprofit.htm, that has some good links
on it also, & had good luck with members of www.cristina.org too like reboot
from Atlanta.
Plunk a couple of these very satisfied not-for-profit companies up as testimonials to your work & you may very well be off & running with your own consulting biz. Just dont forget about the nonprofits once you actually have paying clients.
if that were true, I wouldn't be sitting next to a guy with '5 years' of .net experience.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
but 'From Serf to Surfer: Becoming a Network Consultant' by Matthew Strebe gives the same sort of advice on the same topic in great depth. Highly recommended if you want more information. Also recommended 'The Secrets of Consulting' by Gerald Weinberg, great for understanding pricing and the value of your time among many other things.
I was self-employeed for 1.5 years after the internet consultancy I worked for folded... I made as much money and had more free time (some of it spent biting my nails about when the next gig would start). In my experience the advice in the articles and these books is pretty solid.