Sinclair's Answer To The Segway
slumos writes "BBC News Online is reporting on Sir Clive Sinclair's reaction to the Segway. The British inventor thinks it's fine for factories, but not for crowded streets, and he's even planning some competition in the form of a top-secret follow-up to the Sinclair C5."
Suck it down, Spectrum owners! Your keyboard's made of dead flesh!
oh, ok
Yeah, waste you mod points, you dumb fucks, Mod me down!
No... the REAL question is would it make Dean Kamen clean Steve's soiled pants in order for him to denounce it.
That guy looks like such a gimp! Only a nerd would ride in one of those things.
Listen up, you fat, stupid, greasy American fuckers. You're fat, stupid, and disgusting! You're basically fucked on 2 out of 3 of those attributes, but for the love of all that's holy, get the FUCK off the sofa, get your pale white ass OUT the door and go for a fucking WALK! You obese fuckers make me cringe, and now you fat fuckers are rolling down the sidewalks at 20 km/h on these stupid contraptions.
It just boggles me how pathetic you fucking AmeriKKKans are, but you do NOTHING about it except make things worse for yourselves by blowing up other countries. Yeah, THAT'LL make the terrorists get all touchy and feelie about Americans. FUCK!
TROLL!? How in the living FUCK is the parent a troll!?!!! Do you DENY that Americans are a bunch of ill-educated, lazy, greasy, obese pieces of shit!? Perhaps you, Mr. Moderator, also happen to be one of those FAT FUCKING Americans? What's the matter, truth hurt? You piss! You piss of shit!
Use your imagination. I'm sure a smart fellow like yourself can figure out what he meant. Otherwise I'll have to assume you're just a pedantic asshole, and we wouldn't want that, would we?