New Microsoft Mouse Scrolls Both Ways
Library Spoff writes "The BBC are reporting that Microsoft are bringing out a mouse that will use the scroll wheel to tilt as well as roll. The innovation means that users will be able to scroll vertically as well as horizontally without using on-screen navigation bars." How long before I get a trackball embedded in my mouse?
Introducing, the Microsoft BiMouse. That Mouse that Scrolls Both Ways (tm)
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
MAN AT BAR: [coughs conspicuously, smiles]
WOMAN AT BAR: [politely but nervously smiles back]
MAN AT BAR: My, uh, mouse goes both ways, if you know what I mean.
WOMAN AT BAR: [begins to quietly edge away]