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Faeton writes "
HowardChui.com has 5 nifty Bluetooth cellphone headsets reviewed. Looks like we're moving towards the StarTrek Comm unit (check out the size of the Nextlink Bluespoon Digital headset!)"
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I thought that I would at least be able to break even on those losers since the up turn from their lawsuit but, now it's starting to tank again. Those assholes can't get ANYTHING right!
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Following my work researching The Linux Gay Conspiracy, I am saddened to announced that I have discovered yet another orgy of perverted heterophobic values. My claim lies with the Slashdot mangement.
First, what kind of name is Slashdot? This is obviously a code word in the homosexual community for something perverted.
Slashdot is an anagram of LAD SHOTS, which refers to Slashdot's pedophile agenda and T ASS HOLD, which refers to some gay sexual posistion that Michael and CmdrTaco enjoy.
The 'editors' of Slashdot, as they call themselves, are homosexual swingers with cleverly disguised nicknames.
CmdrTaco (aka "Rob" Malda) is the "head" honcho of Slashdot. Cmdr obviously refers to his desire to dominate over his gay partners, and Taco is obviously a sly reference to his colon. Update: It is well known that Taco claims to be married to Kate Fent. No one really believes that 'she' is actually his wife. We have proof that this 'she' is actually a he. It turns out that Kathleen Fent is an anagram of KHAN FELT EN ET. So this Kate of his is really Khan who "felt in it". I will not describe what that means as I am sure you can imagine yourself.Update From AC: Kate Fent = FAT TEEN, K.
Michael Sims, who goes as 'michael' on Slashdot, is a well known thug and advancer of homosexual agenda. His name is an anagram of ASS CHIME MIL which obviously refers to his desire to flaunt his lower organ.Update: It turns out that Michael Sims is also an anagram of ASS LICE, HMM, I?. That is so sick that words cannot describe the horror.
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day is Slashdot's Mac propagandist. Macintosh computers are well known as the Gay computer due to their homosexual colors and stylings. An email exchange between 'Pudge' and Apple HQ have been leaked by a former Apple employee who converted to heterosexuality. These two emails (here and here) have been repeatedly posted on Slashdot, but are quickly censored by Slashdot moderators who do not want the public to know about its agenda.Update form Subject Line Troll - it appears the O'Day is just a few letter changes away from I'm Gay and rhymes with O'Day. Is anyone surprised that Mr. Pudge is a fudge packing Mac hippie?
Simoniker, a recent addition to Slashdot has been uncovered as Mr. Goatse himself. Simoniker is a frequent poster to the Games section of Slashdot, obviously because he enjoies modded versions of Quake 3 and UT2K3 as a homosexual warrior who likes to 'overcome' his opponents with his exagerated sized love member. In addition, Simoniker is an anagram of KEN I RIM SO (Ken is probably his current boyfriend) and MEN I IRK SO (which refers to his frustratingly troubled gay relationships, probably due to his rather large asshole).Update from AC: I'M ON ERIK'S... "Eriks what? We can only imagine" -AC.
CowboyNeal. How could I forget him? CowboyNeal is Slashdot's Poll Editor. His rampant homosexuality is obvious. "Cowboy Kneel" is what his name actually means. His odd sexuality needs no further explanation.
Please reply with additional information, contributions, and corrections. I will include any additional information and credit you with it in my further releases of this report.
Bluetooth is like .NET, only it's the consumers who don't quite grasp the concept of this technology. Personally, I think BT will be an eventual failure because of slow adaptation rates in the market.
Here's an article covering some interesting points, even going as far as comparting BT to IrDA.
Oh my God, that is worse than any of the other pictures that make their way around the Slashdot comments. That is incredibly disgusting, way worse than goatse.cx or tubgirl. You should be ashamed of yourself.
The parent is prolly a wanker that drives slow in the fast lane, pulls out in front of people, and ignores ambulances trying to pass him all while complaining about the bad drivers that talk and drive at the same time.
Yuo aer all teh fuk!!! In other words... SUCK ON DIS beyotches!!! The lameness filter aborted your baby.
richard "dick" cheney is a myth, a spook story.
while there may or may not have been a "dick cheney" in the past, the character we all know and hate as the current vice president of the united states is merely an illusion. have you ever seen dick cheney in person? do you know anyone who has? television interviews? live speeches? does this man even exist? why is he always hiding?
recent theories have it that cheney is an amalgamation of such luminary assholes as donald rumsfeld and george herbert walker bush (papa bush). the character you see on your televisions is a computer generated vice president, designed to make you think it's not the same assholes running the show as always.
I have my hands in your pants. Look down. I'm going to rip of your schlong and stick it on a pole outside of the Microsoft campus. You should too!
It's obvious that you are jealous that everyone else has someone to talk to and you don't. So here's an idea for you. Why not print up a bumper sticker that reads:
You can call me on my Cell (999)999-9999
Then you'll have people calling you all the time. Of course, they will probably be telling you what an idiot you are but, who cares you'll be talking on your vell while you drive and looking important. Just like everyone else.