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FreeBSD Ports Tricks
BSD Forums writes "One of FreeBSD's biggest benefits is its ports collection. You can go years without learning more than just make install clean, but there are dozens of features built into the ports tools. OnLamp's Dru Lavigne demonstrates several of these tricks to simplify your life."
EARLY GODDAMN POST!
BSD IS DYING!
The GNAA is a small loose knit group of trolls whose sole purpose is to post retarded shit to various websites. Membership of the group is really irrelevant, but they do have guidelines, which are really just part of their elaborate "troll". Basically, you gotta be a nigger, gay, or both, blah blah. Post an fp for the group and your ub3r l33t, bs ,bs . ...
The cold hard facts about the GNAA
There's nothing gay or black about the GNAA. In fact, the GNAA doesnt have a single gay or black member at all, and most likely never will.
IRC Chat log
(Nws4Turds) pocide
(Nws4Turds) i m teh luv j00!
(koft) yo, st0p b3ing teh gay
(koft) gh3y is teh sux0r
(pocide) i luv u 2 Nws4Turds !, lets felch!
(Nws4Turds) y3s!
(Nws4Turds) pocide
(koft) ph3lch is teh sux0r
(Nws4Turds) i like teh ph3lch
(koft) thats nasty, yall are gay niggers if i ever saw gay niggers
(Nws4Turds) i'm a gay nigger
(koft) stop being t3h gh3y.
(Nws4Turds) actually, i'm a straight honkey
And at this point, Nws4Turds ebraces his heterosexuality, coming out of a "reverse closet" for a brief moment, exposing his inner self. He then feels the need to expound on this idea.
(Nws4Turds) i had sex this morning
(Nws4Turds) it felt good
(Nws4Turds) she came twice
After these statements i was threatened!
(pocide) k0ft: do not even attempt to fr0st
(pocide) not only will YFI but you'd be testin my gangsta and you don't wanna do that, oh no
Following our conversation, my ids picked up a portscan from 24.174.81.26, the address from a user in the channel known as "penisbird".
(pocide) I see your running IIS and exchange. your machine is going down the deep dark anus hole of goatse!
(koft) Damn, i didnt realize that apache and sendmail were part of IIS and exchange... You guys are leeter that i immagined...
Truth: GNAA is a group of wanna be script kiddies who troll on lame message boards like 'Slashdot'
Truth: The GNAA leader 'PenisBird' has a prefrence for porn depicting under age individuals
Truth: All GNAA members are white
Truth: None of the GNAA members are gay
Truth: All GNAA members live with their mothers
Don't take my word for it though, check out the lameness for yourself. efnet #GNAA
For endless "BSD is dying"....
Give them a little time man! They are only human!
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Please, all these lame SCO jokes are starting to get on my nerves. In the last 50+ stories I have yet to se one without a bad SCO joke.
Okay, some of them are funny and all that stuff but common.
And people should respect SCO's right to come with claims about Intellectual Property just as any other company. I'm pretty certain that they would not have made such a fuzz about it unless they have some basis behind their claims. So I guess they know what they are doing.
Melius mori in libertate quam vivere in servitute.
What the fuck happened?
Ahhh sometimes I hate html and at the same time I frgot the Preview button. At the same time I did a Ctrl-v from some posting in a journal and everything got screwed up. So my post above is just pure crap, missing context, sentences, logic and uhh everything. Someone please mod it down. Thanks.
Melius mori in libertate quam vivere in servitute.
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
let's guess that you have some near-term ability to operate your os/network, even if it's the whoreabull payper liesense BugWear(tm) distributed buy the evile kingdumb.
now what are you going to do?
more breathing. consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.
yOUR intentions/behaviours will disempower the greed/fear based georgewellian fuddite murdering thieves. that's not a trick you say? right again.
should we (that includes you) fail to assist in the termination of the behaviours of the Godless execrable, there'll be few ports that are worth visiting.
pay attention. it's affordable, & can leave one with the sense of not being misled by the walking dead.
we don't need no stinking bombs. if you're in the bomb making/shipping/firing 'business', you need to check yourself out. don't think that 'got to make a living' lament will hold up at all.
the lights are coming up now. we're in crisis mode. you can help. do us all a favor, for a change.