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New Great Ape Discovered?
DrLudicrous writes "CNN is running a story about sightings of an ape in central Africa that doesn't seem to fit the description of known apes. Pictures of the animal are rare, but it seems slightly taller than most gorillas, with a flatter face. One woman even reported seeing it walk upright on two legs. It has been hypothesized that the ape might be a new species, a subspecies, or perhaps a hybrid between two other species."
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Full of missing links? Perhaps you should take your discoveries to a major university and take some credit for them. Science seems repleat with an abundance of "gaps" that you seem to think are filled. Further, it's with typical arrogance that those who talk about these links hale the "rich diversity" of the past with so little in the fossil record to really prove that such links existed. But then again, we can always throw in a few more "millenia," a dash of radiation sources, and voila mutations that "had to have existed" and links that "must have been." Oh yeah, and lets take a small bone from the pallet of some unknown mammal and then extrapolate a model..."wait, according to our computer model we have a yet another in the long line of missing links!" Don't drink the cool-aide! JAV