Surviving Slashdotting with a Small Server

S.BartFarst writes "Our little departmental server has been slashdotted twice in the last year and survived! Implementation of a two-headed redundant hardware scheme using linux virtual server and backup and failover capabilities enhanced by the linux high-availability tools has produced a nifty low-cost solution. Gotta love those little white boxes! (also having a university-supplied BIG PIPE doesn't hurt). More interesting is the documentation of the apparent exponentially decaying attention span of slashdotters. Anybody else observed similar phenomena?"

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Spoiler

[Anonymous Coward]

*BSD dies at the end of Matrix 3

Re:Monty Python Guide!

[Anonymous Coward]

Maybe I'm dumb (yeah, go on) or this guy is totally incompetent as troll or Mr. Moderator started reading minds... but why is this guy moderated as troll?

Re:Entire article (for when the server goes down..

[Anonymous Coward]

you know this is a good technique to karma whore.... when the server is actually down....

please save your karma whoring for when the server is actually down, instead of just trying to suck some karma...

Re:A.D.D. crowd

[finallyHasANickname]

I was just thinking about A to D converters, all of which wind up offering Data, which seems reasonable for something whose acronym would be A.D.D.--what do you mean by swing? Golf? Baseball? Java? Music? Sex?

Hey wait a minute! What was it we were talking about?

Unslashdottable

[mkweise]

If you're like me and visiting the unslashdottable siteeven downloading the MPEGsleaves you feeling powerless and depressed, here's a server that you can easily get to barf.