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Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor
No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're talking abut Georgy Russell, who studied computer science at UC Berkeley, often wears ThinkGeek clothing, has a blog, reads Slashdot, and knows how to run Linux. Since this California electoral free-for-all has turned into a worldwide spectator sport as bizarre as any other 'Reality TV' show currently airing, Slashdot might as well get in on the media frenzy and interview a candidate, and Georgy is the obvious choice. We'll email Georgy 10 of the highest-moderated questions, and publish her answers (and, yes, the chosen questions in the same post) as soon as she replies.
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Since you have no possibility of winning, why did you choose to waste $3k+ on this? I mean, come on, you will not win, period. Why not donate $3k to the EFF, or something useful like that, instead of running in a race you can not win.
After you lose the election?
That LINUX is the greatest thing in the world like the rest of the basement dwelling, tin foil hat wearing, grit eating, Natalie Portman ogling, Moon Pie eating, Mountain Dew swilling, unemployed geeks on this web site?
Huh??? Do you?????
Actually, it isn't always someone else's fault. It's typically only someone else's fault when someone else is to blame.
Anonymous Coward: "Gray Davis started World War II"
Gray Davis: "No I didn't. Hitler did."
Anonymous Coward: "Isn't it nice how it's always someone else's fault!"
How did you get so ugly? Car, plane, train accident?
A similar situation, with less disastrous effect, occurred with Oracle. What are your plans to protect your state and it's cities from such special interests in the future.
"She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
From her website:
"Georgy was the co-founder of a storage software company, and an avid dancer. She has filed for several patents, and currently works innovating new technologies for a leading software company."
So, I take it she has filed software patents.
A better question would be, "Why do you think the slashdot crowd will support you, a Windows and IE user (check your gallery page) who has filed for software patents (and most likely in a non-open-source way). Moreover, how much software does your company open-source?"
Seth Woolley
Secretary and State Central Committe Member, Pacific Green Party of Oregon.
P.S. Why don't you run as a Green?
From this page...
If you want me to vote for you, would you fuck me? I will tell you whether or not I am a citizen of California afterwards.
Aren't you concerned that the publicity photos available on your website make you out to be too young and attractive to have sufficient credibility? If you look at successful politicians, most are neither young nor physically attractive, as these qualities tend to make people believe that a candidate is neither sufficiently experienced, or simply is not trustworthy.