Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor
No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're talking abut Georgy Russell, who studied computer science at UC Berkeley, often wears ThinkGeek clothing, has a blog, reads Slashdot, and knows how to run Linux. Since this California electoral free-for-all has turned into a worldwide spectator sport as bizarre as any other 'Reality TV' show currently airing, Slashdot might as well get in on the media frenzy and interview a candidate, and Georgy is the obvious choice. We'll email Georgy 10 of the highest-moderated questions, and publish her answers (and, yes, the chosen questions in the same post) as soon as she replies.
Your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
Boxers or briefs?
Worst. Sig. Ever.
Dear pathetic little girly-man,
What is stopping ARN-ald from crushing your little girly-man body with his pumped-up biceps? I mean really, listen to me now and hear me later, how do you expect to beat ARN-ald when are a pathetic little girly-man?
Sincerely,
Hanz & Franz
All your base are belong to us!
Almost sounds to me like your .sig answered your own question.
Informatus Technologicus
Did you pay for your Linux licenses?
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
Do you understand Dselect? That program scares the poop out me. But I figure if you can handle dselect, you can handle being govenor.
I think I speak for almost every man here when I ask you the one question every guy here wants to ask you...
/.er here but self, as self is already engaged to other magical wonderful woman).
Will you marry me?
(well, every
yeah, that sounds more like presidential candidate material.
"faster then the captain of the cheerleading team takes off her prom dress" How could a person posting on slashdot possibly know how fast that is?
Dear Georgy
Do you think there should be a CowboyNeal option in the CA Governor's race?
Or should I not complain about lack of options?
* Please do not read my signature.