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The Diamond Age

bigner writes "The new diamond age is here and will revolutionize the computer industry. Diamonds show amazing potential as a superior semiconductor."

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  1. Copying Apple again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple invented the word 'super,' and also invented incredibly over priced computers. You PC losers are just jealous.

  2. Back in the day. by prichardson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now it will be back in the day when computers cost like $4000. Oh yea, no more stupid users. If someone really wants a computer they're going to have to take the time to learn to use it or it will end up being a waste of 4 grand instead of $600. I predict a new golden age!!!

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  3. But is the reverse true? by jdreed1024 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Diamonds show amazing potential as a superior semiconductor."

    Bah, I'm more concered about the reverse being true. You know, like when semiconductors will show amazing potential as a superior diamond. Because it's a hell of a lot cheaper to give my girlfriend a chip than a diamond ring. And just because you're not using diamonds doesn't mean you can't differentiate on the value. The slick executive types will propose with dual Athlons, while the poor struggling college student will have to resort to a 6502 or something.

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    1. Re:But is the reverse true? by Jodka · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I'm more concered about the reverse being true."

      You must be from Soviet Russia.
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    2. Re:But is the reverse true? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Funny

      The slick executive types will propose with dual Athlons, while the poor struggling college student will have to resort to a 6502 or something.

      Wanker. If you were a Real Programmer, you could impress your fiance by doing something useful in 6502 assembly language in a 64k address space that the slick executive did in 128 megs of RAM with a development team of fifteen on an Athlon. Quit your bitching and get a MOV on.

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    3. Re:But is the reverse true? by JKR · · Score: 4, Funny
      But... but... the 6502 doesn't have MOV! With only 3 "GP" registers, TXA/TAX and TYA/TAY were as close as it got, poor thing.

      Jon

  4. Real vs. Fake by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought about getting Mrs. Claus one of these fake diamonds as an engagement ring stone, but then I thought about what I was saying by doing such a thing. Is my love for her just a facsimile of true love? Though chemically and physically the manufactured diamond is identical to a mined diamond, there is the lingering feeling that it is somewhat untrue to the spirit of diamonds. It is a perfect, fake diamond.

    I didn't want to have that sort of guilt hanging over my head, so I didn't go with the cheaper diamond.

    I decided to buy her a cheapy cubic zirconium instead.

  5. Does this mean... by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can tell my wife that she should let me a new 3 carat Radeon 18000 Pro for our anniversary? I mean, it has diamonds, after all.

    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I can tell my wife that she should let me a new 3 carat Radeon 18000 Pro for our anniversary? I mean, it has diamonds, after all."

      My ex got a diamond video card (from her previous ex) on their anniversary. She warned me sternly that it would not work on her again.

  6. Kathleen Fent Read This Article by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Response to the famous /. proposal.
    Kathleen, I bet you are kicking yourself for giving in so soon now!

    (with apologizes to CmdrTaco)

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  7. Re:Cool by saden1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, I can ask my girl friend for a diamond laced motherboard with matching cpu as an anniversary gift. Why a diamond is now truly for everyone.

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  8. Everyone has missed the obvious joke! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 4, Funny

    *starts singing* A kiss on the RAM might be quite unconventional, but diamonds are a geek's best friend!

  9. Re:...will it now? by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not trying to troll, but when will mainstream applications (see: desktop computers, or at least universities) come around? Until we see anything, it's all theoretical, and all subject to just being vaporware.

    Apollo produces its diamonds by CVD -- chemical vapor deposition. So, in a way, these new diamonds are literally vaporware.

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  10. cubic zirconium by frankmu · · Score: 5, Funny

    now i'll have to make sure the cpu is really a diamond before i can overclock it?

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  11. Re:I'll never be able to afford a new PC... by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 4, Funny
    I can see the tustle between Microsoft and the South African slave traders hotting up already...
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  12. HEY, AMD! by TitaniumFox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gone would be the days of chipping your Athlon core because of those damn huge thermaltake orbs!

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  13. Re:Excellent heat conductivity by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, it isn't true love unless you've spent thousands on the rock. The composition of the rock itself doesn't matter (except for the all-important crap to show it's 'real'), it's how much debt you're willing to incurr to show your love.

    Please tell me you're joking: "Hi, I've no concept of fiscal responsibility. I've thrown away thousands of dollars on a bauble. Would you like to tie your economic future to mine?"

  14. Re:Cool by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny
    Every night I sit at my computer with a fat pipe

    Me too. After a while though I forget what I'm reading about.