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Panther Server to Include JBoss

Mr. McD writes "Seems like Apple is going to be pushing J2EE with Max OS X Server 10.3, again going the Open Source route, with JBoss preinstalled alongside graphical deployment tools. You can see it on the Panther Server page, in the side bar."

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  1. excuses by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    > and get an excuse for my boss to buy me a G5

    I think a great thing for the Apple community as a whole would be to set up a repository of excuses to get a G5 system. I wonder if g5excuses.org is taken...

    1) Not subject to the MSBlaster worm
    2) Quieter than a G4
    3) Non-plastic case
    4) Reality Distortion Field(tm) upgraded to be Tempest-proof.
    5) Earns good karma
    6) No floppy
    7) No-button mouse (really, no buttons - the whole mouse is the button now)
    8) It makes me happy, and a happy worker is a productive worker!
    9) I'll never leave the office again
    10) I know where you live...

  2. more excuses by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Terrorists use Windows!
    • Think of the children! Won't anyone think of the children?!
    • Carl Carlson likes the Apples, and what's good enough for Carl Carlson, is good enough for me!
    • This isn't your grandfather's Apple...
    • Frickin' Laser Turret attachment available
    • Well, that explains it. Those G4s always were a little twitchy. - Bishop, in Aliens
    • Something to attach your cool glowing Griffin PowerMate to
    • Sucks less
    • Tastes great!
    • Based on BSD, not Linux, so up yours, SCO
    • Final Cut Pro chased Adobe out of its market. "Ha-ha!" said Nelson Muntz, industry pundit
    • NASA likes 'em.
    • Better EPS Conduits, endorsed by Geordi LaForge
  3. Re:Panther (sort of on topic) by Maserati · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the "get [it] right first" attitude that I really like. I'm starting to thing of the yearly releases as buying an OS that really is worth the $300 even if it did take three years, that's faster than Daikatana or DNF [1] made it out the door [2].

    [1] Duke Nukem Forever will be released the same day that Arnold Schwarzenegger is elected governor of California.

    [2] And you'll have more fun with the chess game that comes with OS X.

    --
    Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951