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LovSan Clone Let Loose

JMullins writes "According to Kaspersky Labs the LovSan virus has been re-released in a new form that has changed the appearance of the worm. It looks like the outbreak continues to get worse and worse, with no real end in sight until people can patch their systems. Net slowdowns are expected over the weekend when both versions of the virus start their attack."

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  1. Cloning.. by Stalus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't let the legislature get wind of this story.. They'll try to use it as justification to ban cloning.

    1. Re: Cloning.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > Don't let the legislature get wind of this story.. They'll try to use it as justification to ban cloning.

      The scary part is that if they mutate and interbreed we could end up with a virus with four asses.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re: Cloning.. by couch_potato · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we all agree that outside or a research environment, virus/worm writing is the lowest form of geekery.

      Wrong. It's still a step above Star Trek conventions.

    3. Re: Cloning.. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Wrong. It's still a step above Star Trek conventions."

      Off-topic? By Grabthar's Hammer, I shall avenge you.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  2. Feeling left out by cesman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm starting to feel left out.. Maybe I'll install Windows on a box and join the fun.

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    When the source is open, the possibilities are endless.
    1. Re:Feeling left out by alonsoac · · Score: 5, Funny

      No seriously, I once was regarded by friends and family as the guy who could fix their computers. Now they call like crazy saying their PC is rebooting and I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Then I read about the virus and tell them what to do but of course I wouldn't know if it will work (or why it didn't work) since I dont have an infected machine to try it. This has made me look like an idiot plus I'm here working all day while my friends enjoy a couple days of forced vacations while someone has time to fix their machines. Grrrr..

    2. Re:Feeling left out by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm told it works in Wine.

    3. Re:Feeling left out by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 5, Funny
      People who store pornography on their computers deserve to get their data wiped.
      And in some cases, their keyboards.
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      "Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer." - Linux Advocac
  3. Phew by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All Kaspersky Labs products effectively detect both modifications of "Lovesan", without requiring an update."

    Guess they were just damned lucky there.

  4. If we're lucky... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    If we're lucky the power will be out and the worms won't be able to carry out their attack.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    1. Re:If we're lucky... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's right, Microsoft nuked the power station to offset the bad worm publicity.

      Damn, Slashdot needs a "+1 Paranoid" mod

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
  5. Well some are safe from it... by 3seas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those in the US north east and south east Canada.....

  6. News Flash by ReyTFox · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO declares that it holds the copyrights to LoveSan and demands that all clones pay a $1500 licensing fee.

  7. Re:I hope this new version runs under WINE by ihummel · · Score: 4, Funny

    We at CodeWeavers are proud to announce our new product: Crossover Blaster. This new piece of software for the Linux operating system will provide the same quality that you've come to expect from Crossover Office, but this time with the very popular Blaster worm (known to some as LovSan). It will even work with clones of the worm.

    Finally, all the Linux users who have felt left out can participate in the reboot fun. It is a bargain for $50. See www.crossoverblaster.devnull for more details.


    Disclaimer: I do not work for CodeWeaver. My views are purely my own.

  8. Re:the average user reaction... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm sure many people here have done voluntary tech support for friends and family. What do you find to be the most frequent problems?

    Most common "problem" I have seen is that people do the following:

    1)Get a computer, with OS and some software installed

    2)Use the computer

    3)If buy commercial software, install it, hitting OK every time it appears

    4)If download arbitrary software from the net, install it, hitting OK every time it appears

    5) If computer seems sluggish or something seems wrong, do one or more of the following:

    • Go to the Program Files directory (of course it's Windows) and delete one or more directories containing programs you recall having installed recently
    • Hunt around the hard disk and delete things that don't look right
    • Buy software that supposedly fixes your system, and run it several times consecutively, choosing different options each time
    • Reboot
    • Re-install the operating system
    6) Go to 2)

    This algorithm is run continuously for several years.

  9. Oh, it's not that bad! by jprupp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey AV experts, just wait till the 17th to post a fix, please?, in the meantime, have fun, enjoy the beach, watch windowsupdate.com as it goes DoSed, what a wonderful life!. At last a virus that goes to the source of the problem. hehehe I think I'll get some Karma for saying this, well, some Karma is not too bad!.

  10. I am so sick of these amatures... by codepunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn if you are going to write a worm make it do some damage. You back hats are really starting to bore the shit out of me.

    For instance take this worm and add the ability for it to seek the network for every single excel spread sheet it can find and randomly mix up a couple of cell values. Then have it set the access time back to the original.

    Hell just write a few bytes to a random location in any file you can access.

    Come on black hats, quit boring me!

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  11. Massive Legal Ramifications in here by steveoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are massive legal rammifications to this.

    Firstly, the second strain of the virus is clearly derived from
    the first strain. This is blatant piracy, and a violation of the
    cherished IP of the original authors.

    The original author of the virus is now in a position to reap a windfall, by :
    - Suing the second author to the tune of $3Bn for having blatantly stolen their code.
    - Suing the thousands of owners of infected machines because they may be running pirated code in violation of the DMCA.
    - Offering infected users a $699 licence fee for running the derived virus, which will protect them from any further legal action.

    What the authors of the second, derived virus have done is abominable, and shows a callous disregard for the IP rights of the original authors. They are nothing but pirates, and a threat to the wholesome values of benign free-trade capitalism.

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