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Scout Walker Kama Sutra

Posted by michael on from the viewer-discretion-advised dept.

EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"

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  1. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Post!

  2. KARMA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What does this have to do with karma?
    What do you mean I'm a karma whore?

  3. LUNIX SUCKS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LUNIX SUCKS!!!!!! LOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

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  4. ok... by eddiecore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    all-time low for /.

  5. Goatsex dude in Jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    enuf said.

  6. Re:Dumbest Thing on the Internet by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Hey, I'm just glad to know I'm not going to be missing anything when I go live like a beatnick for the next week.

    Of course in a wheat field, surrounded by 40,000 drunk people playing folk music, what do I do? Set up a computer network. (Slaps head.)

    Well at least I do it granola style with a bunch of retro thinkpads and a recycled server I call "patch".

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  7. Re:I read "anal sex" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Worst troll ever. His sig never said anything about boromir being dead.

    On a side note, grandparent post deserves +1 funnah! Dark side of the force... classic.

  8. first post by probbka · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post!!!

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  9. Re:To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Little late for that judgement, dork. Oh, do they ever love it when you get the spot.

    It's about 1 1/2 to 2 inches in, on the top/front, fyi. Too bad you can't reach that far, huh? ;)

  10. Re:To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    top/front?

  11. Re:To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Depending on wether you've got her lying down or upright. I thought it was obvious.

  12. good bye slashdot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i finally found a girlfriend, this night, she's ugly, i know, but at least is a girl, well, very soon we will have real sex... i will be out of slashdot for a while.

    i wish that i'm on-topic.