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EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"

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  1. This is too much.. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Someone had way too much time on his hands
    and a very shallow mind.

    Mod article down, -5 retarded..

  2. Re:I read "anal sex" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Boromir is dead!?!?!?? Thanks a lot dickweed for spoiling it.

  3. Re:Welcome ! by macrom · · Score: 0, Troll

    Someone please say where this quote (the original) is from. I can't seem to place it.

  4. Actually... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1, Troll

    SCO is claiming patent rights to sex. It's a MERE $699 to ensure that you are not in violation of their policies in order to engage in intercourse.

    And, uhm... in Soviet Russia, sex watches YOU! ...first post?

    (-5, Troll... yeah I know. My karma is on fire. But I found it funny.)

  5. Re:To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    A million bucks? Are you out of your fucking mind?

    Women are filthy sows deep down, and they know it. They love it when you show that you know it. You could set that up with just a few hundred or a few crack rocks. A million dead presidents... Sheeit.

    Hell, the only reason I can think of that you'd need to spend that much is if you're a fetid, open sore-having, repulsiv... wait, nevermind...
    You'd better save up two mil, just in case.

  6. Re:To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    i dunno man, whores don't cost THAT much..

  7. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't forget jewish. Carrie Fisher is now a fat, ugly, and crazy kike.