Apple's School Days are Numbered
prostoalex writes "Business Week describes the current situation in the educational market, suggesting that Apple will lose its share among the high school teachers and students. The worst enemies, according to Business Week, are school superintendents. "We want a single platform," one of them said. "We're trying to get there using the carrot, or blackmail, or rewards, or whatever you call it.""
If your kids can't figure out how to use a different operating system because its widgets are on the right side of the window, then they're pretty fucking stupid.
Nah, they'll be too busy fighting over who gets to use the VAXen.
A fair percentage (like most of them) don't even know you can do little things like that. And if you really really want to be nasty... drag the top edge of the task bar so as to turn it into one that's only a few pixels thick as well...
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
What school is this?
*concocts a plan to get failing students to help fund a G5 tower purchase*
They ditched their working mainframe software that handled billing and scheduling for an NT based system. I'll be kind, there were problems. No fuck that, the system was braindead. By 2000 the system was still screwing things up.
At some point in this giant clown circus one of their computer systems sent back one of my federal loans. A $6000 balance balooned to $10,000. After spending 2 years camped out at the billing office to straighten the matter out, I still couldn't enroll for non-payment, nor get a loan because I wasn't enrolled. I finally had to take a personal loan, which I needed to start paying back immediately, at which point I said fsck it and got a real job.
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Virus-vulnerable monoculture network!". "It's really quite simple you see, there is no other way to guarantee that the virus of the week, coded by some filipino script kiddy, can shutdown every single computer on our network" says J.D. Umbass, superintendent of Jefferson County School System, Pennsylvania. "Besides, if kids every growing up having an alternative perspective on computer technology, they may accidentally understand it." "And it can't be overstated, just how much we save yearly, by being able to hire idiots that only know how to say 'Reboot the computer and see if that fixes your problem'", J.D. Umbass.
"Most important to remember though, is that we don't really teach the children anything other than how to be the secretary or register monkeys of tomorrow, earning minimum wage, and never quite enough to own the likes of the beautiful machines in our computer lab. So what does it matter, if they only get to experience the most ill-designed OS ever concieved, that's what Microsoft is extorting every PC and POS manufacturer into using." said J.D. Umbass.
On a Mac, I have:
In fact, I would go so far as to say that the Mac is the most-compatible platform out there. Personally, I have six different OSs on my Mac right now (Mac OS X, Mac OS 9.1, 9.2.2, Mandrake Linux, Win98 SE and PC-DOS). And that's not even breaking a sweat.
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein