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An anonymous reader writes "This Nigerian/SCO spam email (courtesy of Ars Technica) has been doing the rounds recently." With all the SCO news lately, it's nice to see something with a bit of humor in it.
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There just was nothing good enough to post on SCO today so we get this lol!
the other lonely Linux Fan-Boy saturday night staple, self-love.
LOL
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Deja vu?
-If God wanted people to be better than me, he would have made them that way.
she deserves to rot in poverty. Anyway, she can always take up her sister's (your mother's) livelihood and prostitute herself for cheap.
No, it's "Vuja De"..
Leaning back in my comfortable pillows, I watched the two naked women
lounging and chatting playfully. They were lying a mat in front of me half
turned towards each other, their outer knees raised and an arm behind the
others neck. Loni suddenly stole a playful kiss; Caly glanced at me and
catching a nod hastily returned the smooch.
Spreading their soft fleshy thighs wide, revealing to me the smoothly
shaven intersections where thighs converge. Their lower bodies undulated
slowly yearning for contact; like waves breaking on a beach reaching
desperately but then yielding to an inevitably law of gravity, that is: the
whim of my will.
Caly palmed her own breast with a quick glance in my direction. I
winked and she breathlessly fondled and presented the well-turned object to
her companion's visual delight. Lori responded in kind, transfixed by the
enticing nipple offered, then lubricating her sultry lips formed an
inviting orifice befitting the mouth-watering raspberry. They glanced at
me for an instant, whence I gave Lori an imperceptible smile. She sighed
contentedly and fell back on the pillows while Caly's moistened lips honed
in on and engulfed the tempting delicacy.
I watched as their bodies became increasingly animated with
anticipation, each moving one thigh simulating a Monarch butterfly's wings
when feeding on the nectar of a summer bloom. I snapped my fingers and the
roles reversed; Caly now reposing and gasping as her nipple entered the
eager lips of her fervent partner.
Another snap of my fingers and their lips locked in a passionate moaning
encounter while hands switched to the others breasts. Their thighs now
alternately closing firmly, squeezing and twisting expectantly, then
opening wide, revealing the two ravenous unrequited predators camouflaged
as female genitalia in hot pursuit of quarry to be devoured in the name of
sexual gratification.
Caly's fingers left Lori's breast and furtively shifted towards her
predatory orifice hoping to explore the immediate surrounding and then
submerge one, in that juicy honeyed well of flaming rapture. A quick
glance for permission and she achieved her goal. Loni's thighs pounced
immediately, trapping the invading pleasure provider, then spreading wide
anxiously soliciting further exploration.
They continued sharing oral juices as Loni's fingers now emulated her
partners, moving deliberately off the heaving breast, sliding across the
soft belly arriving at the predators lair, made readily accessible by
Caly's anxiously spreading thighs and forward trusting pelvis.
Fingers now circled the mounds of rapture, caressing, probing, and
groping; dispatching teasingly promising signals to the insatiated
predators, impatiently lurking inside the mounds; eager to swallow and
devour any delectable quarry venturing into that seething cauldron of
lustful sexual desire.
I nodded after a minute to a fleeting glance and two fingers flew,
touching down in the valleys where predator and pray tested their mettle.
Instantly there were gasps of surrender as two pelvises launched forward,
aiding and abetting the inevitable capture. The quarry roamed the inner
ramparts irregular fleshy folds, probing for the final plunge. Touching
the lone sentry guarding the long crevice raised alarm bells reverberating
throughout the two bodies' nervous systems.
Slowly the inevitable surrender became a mutually agreed solution for
the common good of pure pleasure. Each quarry willingly drifted towards
the irresistible ravenous pits, yearning for gratification. The two bodies
momentarily relaxed, both emitting a loud satisfied sigh as each prey
offered itself to the predatory abyss, plunging by the constricting rims,
then struggling, flailing and searching for ways to the appease the
voracious predators appetites.
After a spell, I sna
Instead of re-secured, the letter should have said, re-securitized because george bush once said that about the russian missiles. securitize means to sell in the open market.
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