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Are You Man or Mouse?

Posted by michael on from the squeek-squeek dept.

fygment writes "... according to recent studies. It seems were more closely related to rodents than the carnivores i.e. the primates didn't evolve from the noble jungle cats, wolves, etc. Were closer to rats. Of course this has long been suspected in lawyers and SCO execs ..."

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  1. You call troll, but you are a dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Adult Grizzlies cannot climb trees. There is something about weighing a quarter to three quarters of a ton that precludes climbing.

    Dumbass troll. If you're going to troll, at least don't be a dumbass. Why don't you do us all a favor and nick on outside, pop yourself in the head and remove yourself from the gene pool before humanity has the misfortune of the birth of your dumbass children? Leave the adults to continue on with their conversations, dumbass.

  2. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Well, at least evolution is a viewpoint supported by observable facts...however imperfect that our science may be. The opposing viewpoint can be summarized as following: "Life sprang into being on the whim of an invisible man up in the sky...so says the book written by some guy on behalf of said invisible man." Wow, now that I think about it..that's a hell of a compelling argument...I'm convinced. Creationism it is!