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Are You Man or Mouse?
fygment writes "... according to recent studies. It seems were more closely related to rodents than the carnivores i.e. the primates didn't evolve from the noble jungle cats, wolves, etc. Were closer to rats. Of course this has long been suspected in lawyers and SCO execs ..."
so watch your tounge when you are saying they are lawyers.. or even SCO execs.. you insensitive clod!
Of course this has long been suspected in lawyers and SCO execs ...
I believe you are having trouble telling the difference between rodents and dung beetles.
..but that doesn't explain why my tail is on the front side.
Marxist evolution is just N generations away!
But we knew this all along after all the mice built this planet
"Mice are not, as is commonly assumed on Earth, small white squeaking animals who spend a lot of time being experimented on.
In fact, they are the protrusions into our dimension of hyper-intellegent pan-dimensional beings. These beings are in fact responsible for the creation of the Earth."
See the video here waning its real media
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> i.e. the primates didn't evolve from the noble jungle cats, wolves, etc.
And just who the hell ever thought they _had_? This is hardly news for anyone who went through public school in the U.S. in the last, oh, 25 years or so. This is analogous to saying, "It turns out the Moon isn't made of recycled condoms." Okay, I think we already knew that.
And what your proof against evolution?
And men.
What have men got to do with this?
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So, I suppose this means the title of Steinbeck's book Of Mice and Men is redundant.
Well, i guess you could argue that we are descended from mice, in that we are their creation (to find the ultimate question)
PS Unless I'm one of the inferior parts of this computer and didn't see it, I'm surprised there was no D.Adams reference before.
I, for one, welcome our new rodent overlords!
"There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
This is still the center of a heated debate. With modern genetic science we've determined that trolls lay somewhere between the rodent and the lawyer ( with SCO executives up next). Yet there's clearly still a large difference between rodents and trolls, and many scientists feel that the only way to settle the debate will be to find a half-rodent half-troll step. The deep jungles of Africa and Redmond, WA are focal points for this search currently.
One thing remains clear, your modern homosapien very clearly branches off from the modern SCO executive at the rodent.
Is it prehensile? I've always had this dream of making a live action version of La Blue Girl, and you might have just what I've been looking for in a leading man.