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Are You Man or Mouse?

Posted by michael on from the squeek-squeek dept.

fygment writes "... according to recent studies. It seems were more closely related to rodents than the carnivores i.e. the primates didn't evolve from the noble jungle cats, wolves, etc. Were closer to rats. Of course this has long been suspected in lawyers and SCO execs ..."

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  1. mouse are humans too.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    so watch your tounge when you are saying they are lawyers.. or even SCO execs.. you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:mouse are humans too.. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought they had been using lawyers for laboratory experiments for some time. They're more plentiful than mice or rats. The only trouble they've had is reproducing the results in humans.

  2. Biology I by InsaneCreator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course this has long been suspected in lawyers and SCO execs ...

    I believe you are having trouble telling the difference between rodents and dung beetles.

  3. Prevalent beneficial mutation is evolution.. by E_elven · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..but that doesn't explain why my tail is on the front side.

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  4. 42 by Hungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    But we knew this all along after all the mice built this planet

    "Mice are not, as is commonly assumed on Earth, small white squeaking animals who spend a lot of time being experimented on.

    In fact, they are the protrusions into our dimension of hyper-intellegent pan-dimensional beings. These beings are in fact responsible for the creation of the Earth."

    See the video here waning its real media

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  5. The best laid plans of mice... by quinkin · · Score: 4, Funny
    The best laid plans of mice...

    And men.

    What have men got to do with this?

    Q.

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  6. Steinbeck by gooru · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, I suppose this means the title of Steinbeck's book Of Mice and Men is redundant.

  7. I, for one, by QEDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new rodent overlords!

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